So uh… this exists. After I waved the background explanation tale around in chat, Chad Roach and Grad Roach and Egad Roach and Rad Roach and Plaid Roach were mentioned and I figured, let the people have what they want!
For the record, I'm fine with duplicates! There are only so many words that rhyme with "sad" after all, and there are plenty of different interpretations for the Roach family. I'll be pruning this on occasion.
This has been your routine Zyn reminder that not everything in the Foundation'verse is dark and dreary, and professional researchers still know how to have fun now and then. Kind of like one of my professors who wore silly hats to his lectures.