Doesn't quite sell me. Also, take out the LOLfoundation note at the end.
Not good, either. It's a bird that thinks it's people and reads minds.
It's also has a… provacitave relationship with men. Which is, incidentally, why I like this.
Some issues, though:
after no more than three days.
A little self-contradiction here. Perhaps "in less than three days".
Any personnel sympathizing with SCP-1849’s predicament.
Not only is "predicament" highly inappropiate, it's also incorrect. It doesn't have a predicament. It has a situation, which is to say that it flirts with men continually, but that's hardly a predicament. At least, not for it.
This reminds me of a furry character to tell the truth.
Name this thing Patricia and it would become 'Patricia the psychic, lusty, bird girl'.
"Patricia the psychic, lusty, bird girl who's mentally retarded and shits everywhere".
I'm almost 100% certain that that is someone's fetish.
It would explain the enscription on the band. Actually, I originally misread it as meaning that, which is the main reason I adore this so.
"What would you do if a lusty, psychic, mentally handicapped, humanoid parrot-thing wanted your johnson?"
Well, I wouldn't put it like that…
Hmm, the note either suggests they had no idea how to deal with it.. or some sort of an AWCY thing.
That's what I was thinking actually. Though I don't see how it could be AWCY. The note seems really misleading.
Upvote leaving it standing at zero as I like birds and don't think we have enouph bird-based SCPs. My only gripe is the metal band, what's the point of it anyway, and the provacitave relationship bit as Lycan Therapy put it.
i read this SCP due to this post; i'm terribly disappointed by the metal band. i was hoping for something more like gamma ray, or maybe rhapsody.
(the metal band bit detracts from the rest, as currently written)
Gamma ray? Rhapsody?
Well the metal band bit is there not only to add a bit of backstory, but to see who catches its small reference.