(account deleted) 06 Mar 2012 05:37
This is fantastic. It's the epitome of humour.
Butt and poop jokes are always the way to go.
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(account deleted) 06 Mar 2012 05:37
Seconded. Toilet humor is one of the laws of physics of the internet.
Hawk7777, the post you're replying to is 6 years old. Please try avoid contentless necroposting in future.
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this one i did all by myself except for help from faminepulse and mr wilt and nullashton
[22:03] Faminepulse Salmander: I have an idea of a face in the toilet that talks to you but only while you're sitting on it.
[22:03] Faminepulse You get up he gone. Way gone.
[22:04] Salmander does he shout at you if you poop
[22:04] Faminepulse yes
[22:04] Salmander ok
true inspiration :')
Man, this SCP is one ghost of a good time. Where did you manage to dredge up this number 2?
I need to think of more poop jokes. I guess I'll have to digest SCPs with higher levels of moral fiber.
I hope you have a good stool to sit on while you think it over.
You enjoy that cowpie. It positively reeks with Eau du Poo.
That pun was shitty.
Come on guys, stop it! Can't we just wipe the slate clean?
I think the butt ghost is used to being at the butt of all the jokes, by now.
He should try counseling. Might help him flush away the pain.
You're looking a little flushed… All these puns backing up your mental pipes? Maybe we need to get a sewer inspector…
Yeah! I don't want to hear another crack out of you two!
They are rather shitty, aren't they? Really scraping the bottom of the chamber pot now…
(Okay, I think I'm punned out.)
To be honest guys, you shouldn't listen to the things SCP-789-J, it's a load of old shit
the butt ghost isnt funny its scary!! thats why you always wipe!
I thought, that Foundation is higher, than toilet humor. Guess I was wrong.
You're replying to a 6 yr old reply, and I'm replying to a 2 yr old one.
Well, this is my signature I presume. If hard work hadn't been satisfying then better off we might not have been. You needn't say that my SCP creations are questionable, for I know that just about as well as any mortal has knowledge on it. The entirety of my postings have been gotten rid of, unfortunately. I still live a somewhat wonderful life in this modern world, I am happy to say.
This sounds exactly like something my 11-year-old would write if we had a butt ghost.
"researcher james, age 11" - I love that this just makes the entire article. Upvote.
It made me laugh and I wanted to upvote. But as Rhoark said putting -J on an article shouldn't allow it to be there which makes me want to downvote. Unsure on what to do.
Think of it this way: It isn't funny because it's a ghost that lives in butts, it's funny because it's so mind-bogglingly stupid and poorly written that it makes you laugh. This is my parody of all those hilariously bad troll articles written over the past couple months.
also the butt ghost is vry hungry and will eat ur butt!!
also the butt ghost is vry hungry and will eat ur butt!!
It seems an oversight that this last addendum has not been included in the article. FOR SHAME
I lost it around "no stop aaaa-". I really lost it at "researcher james, age 11".
I love this, but then I also love Axe Cop. Butt Ghost will live forever in my…
…heart.
Did you guys know that a toilet that eats your butt was a real SCP once.
Do you know why it isn't anymore.
Because it came back to bite the author in the ass?
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