12:23 Uncandescent There needs to be an SCP/Captain Planet fic.
12:23 * TheRaven joined #site19
12:23 +++ ChanServ has given op to TheRaven
12:23 Mackenzie and they never got back to me…
12:23 TK4L meh
12:23 Dexanote they use Capn Planet on 682
12:23 Vehemency Hi Raven
12:24 Dexanote and his pure hatred causes CAp to disintegrate
12:24 Magnus Mackenzie: I need to write a DB application that connects to everything. Go.
12:24 Dexanote Captain Planet, neutralized
12:24 Magnus EVERYTHING.
12:24 TheRaven Heyo.
12:24 Mackenzie I ALREADY TOLD YOU EVERYTHING PAY BETTER ATTN
12:24 Uncandescent Clef, Bright, Gears, Kondraki and Yoric are the Planeteers.
12:24 Mackenzie …
12:24 Uncandescent And Yoric is Heart.
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12:25 Dexanote ahahaha no
12:25 Dexanote i'm heart
12:25 Vehemency [insert huge youtube link for kitten video]
12:25 Uncandescent You wish.
12:25 Clef RAGE
12:25 Clef PERVERSION
12:25 Clef APATHY
12:25 Clef INSANITY
12:25 Clef HEART
12:25 Vehemency They're less cute when they're six years old. Dumb animals.
12:25 Clef BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED
12:25 Clef I AM FUCKING PISSED!
12:25 Vehemency WHY IS HEART STILL IN THERE CLEF?
12:25 TK4L COMBOBREAKER
12:25 Dexanote ahahahahahaha YES
12:25 TK4L damnit
[2012-02-16 10:12:07] <Shebleha> OH SHIT
[2012-02-16 10:12:13] <Shebleha> THE ROBO-TOILETS ARE BACK
[2012-02-16 10:12:17] <Shebleha> MAN THE BATTLEMENTS
[2012-02-16 10:12:27] * Eskobar battles the manments
[2012-02-16 10:12:29] <Eskobar> SHIT
[2012-02-16 10:12:44] * Eskobar meant the battlemans
[2012-02-16 10:12:55] * Eskobar facepalms, takes nap
Living the dream, or dreaming the life?
[12:07] Dr_Kens Cat got your dongue, FlyingIcarus?
[12:07] Dr_Kens *tongue, rather.
[12:07] FlyingIcarus My wh.
[12:07] |<— ShadesO`Sleep has left irc.synirc.net (Ping timeout)
[12:07] FlyingIcarus Ok.
[12:07] Salmander asghasghas cat got your dong
[12:07] =-= ShadesO`Sleep_ is now known as ShadesO`Sleep
[12:07] Salmander ow
[12:07] FlyingIcarus Die, slowly.
[12:07] Salmander fuck
[12:07] Salmander that would hurt
[12:08] Dr_Kens Still a better love story than Twilight.
[12:08] Tox|Laptop ^
[12:08] FlyingIcarus HGH
[12:08] FlyingIcarus GHGHGFJ
[12:08] FlyingIcarus HGG
[12:08] <—| FlyingIcarus has left #farreconooc
02:24 <Badger> set the MGS alert noise as my message tone
02:24 <Badger> success
02:24 Uncandescent suddenly looks over at Badger's location.
02:25 <Uncandescent> What was that?
02:25 Badger boxes
02:25 Uncandescent deviates from his highly predictable patrol path to investigate.
02:25 <Uncandescent> Guess it was nothing.
02:25 Uncandescent resumes patrol path.
02:25 Badger shoots Uncandescent with tranq gun
02:26 Uncandescent falls unconscious.
02:26 Badger hides Uncandescent in a locket
02:26 <Badger> locker*
02:27 Uncandescent dreams about hedgehogs.
02:27 Apollyna pops Uncan's dream cloud.
02:27 Uncandescent wakes up.
02:27 Uncandescent sounds alarm.
02:27 Apollyna flees.
02:28 <Badger> god dommot Apollyna
02:28 <Apollyna>
02:28 Uncandescent spots Badger.
02:28 Badger points gun at Uncandescent
02:28 <Uncandescent> Hey! You!
02:28 <Badger> gimme your shit
02:29 Uncandescent politely refuses by way of gunfire.
02:29 <Badger> fucl
02:29 Badger runs
02:29 Uncandescent follows
02:29 <Badger> FISSION MAILED
02:30 <Uncandescent> Badger? Badger?! Baaaaaaaaadgeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
02:30 <Uncandescent> Play again? Y/N
[00:40] Faminepulse SaXiao I recommend you have someone else read it as I am all but completely filled with loathing about dubstep
…
[00:41] Apollyna What about dubstep?
[00:41] Lapienne Ew, dubstep
[00:41] Lapienne I like renard.
[00:41] murphy_slaw WUBWUBWUB
[00:41] SadXiao Apollyna, a -J I'm working on.
[00:41] Apollyna looks like someone
[00:41] Apollyna ( •_•)
[00:41] Apollyna ( •_•)>⌐■-■
[00:41] Apollyna (⌐■_■)
[00:41] thedeadlymoose Xiao, sure
[00:41] Apollyna Doesn't wub it.
…
[00:41] thedeadlymoose ……..
[00:41] Lapienne Lol.
[00:41] Apollyna goddomit moose
[00:41] thedeadlymoose Apo you ass.
[00:41] Apollyna <3
[00:41] thedeadlymoose <3
(account deleted)FUCK.
You actually posted this?!
[2012-02-27 11:01:41] <Syka> anyway sleep lol
[2012-02-27 11:01:45] * Syka nick syksleep
[2012-02-27 11:01:51] <Syka> …god damn i am retarded
[2012-02-27 11:01:52] <Soulless> lol
[2012-02-27 11:01:53] =-= Syka is now known as sysleep
[2012-02-27 11:01:58] <Soulless> Sleep well syk
[2012-02-27 11:01:59] <Apollyna> loooooollll
[2012-02-27 11:01:59] =-= sysleep is now known as syksleep
Living the dream, or dreaming the life?
This just in, a raging punstorm has appeared over #site19, let's go to Kathy with the details! -
[15:13] Sophos Kens
[15:13] Sophos KENS
[15:13] Kens_Laptop WHAT
[15:13] Sophos What's the gangster's favourite trig function?
[15:14] Sophos The sin(gang)
[15:14] Kens_Laptop …
[15:14] =-= Sophos was booted from #site19 by Kens_Laptop (Fucks givin: sin(0))
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[15:14] =-= Mode #site19 +o Sophos by ChanServ
[15:14] Tanhony looks at Kens_Laptop
[15:14] Tanhony I LIKE YOU
[15:14] Kens_Laptop
[15:14] Sophos Nyoro~n =3c
[15:14] Apollyna http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=R6IMsJhlFYE
[15:14] Nala Apollyna: Flight Facilities - "Crave You (Adventure Club Remix)" | LYRICS! by DubstepLyrics (4 m 16 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6IMsJhlFYE - published Mon Feb 6, 2012 - 4.97/5.00 (528, +524/-4), 26,083 views
[15:15] Apollyna lolwut Tan?
[15:15] Tanhony a lot
[15:15] Vehemency http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzeg9pE0761qgthdfo1_500.jpg
[15:15] Tanhony : - )
[15:15] Apollyna WHAT'S TAN'S FAVE TRIG FUNCTION HAHAHAHA
[15:15] Kens_Laptop NO. NO MORE MATH JOKES.
[15:15] zaratustra jesus christ the comments on my SCP
[15:15] Kens_Laptop I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE.
[15:15] Apollyna cos, of course.
[15:15] Tanhony i dont get it
[15:15] Apollyna KENS SEEMS RATHER NONPLUSSED
[15:15] zaratustra "I don't quite understand why someone would do this"
[15:15] Apollyna HAHAHAHA
[15:15] Tanhony i dont get the picture
[15:15] zaratustra THAT IS THE IDEA.
[15:15] Tanhony oh god
[15:15] Tanhony I DONT GET IT
[15:16] Kens_Laptop Do you guys know an easy way to do calculus?
[15:16] zaratustra vehemency: Yep. that's teachers to you.
[15:16] Tox Oh, c'mon, Kens, give me a sine.
[15:16] Kens_Laptop Let me answer for you.
[15:16] Vehemency http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh87hFLzb1r9naw1o1_500.jpg
[15:16] Tox HA HA
[15:16] Kens_Laptop Just know your limits.
[15:16] Vehemency Know what functions you can remember
[15:16] zaratustra that is so sad.
[15:16] Apollyna Kens, don't let this divide us.
[15:16] =-= Mode #site19 +m by Kens_Laptop
[15:16] Kens_Laptop Okay.
[15:16] Kens_Laptop You know what.
[15:16] Kens_Laptop I love puns.
[15:16] Kens_Laptop LOVE 'EM.
[15:17] Kens_Laptop So…
[15:17] Kens_Laptop uh…
[15:17] =-= Mode #site19 -m by Kens_Laptop
[15:17] Apollyna ..
[15:17] Kens_Laptop I forgot what I was going to say.
[15:17] Kens_Laptop I feel old.
[15:17] Apollyna What a great addition to the convo, Kens.
[15:17] Kens_Laptop Did I have breakfast?
[15:17] Quikngruvn It's just gonna get exponentially worse.
[15:17] Kens_Laptop Herpin' and derpin'
[15:17] Vehemency Don't let math subtract from from the fun of class!
[15:18] Quikngruvn Kens, that may indeed factor into your brain fart.
[15:18] Kens_Laptop It's within bounds, certainly.
[15:18] Apollyna Helix a little pale
[15:18] Quikngruvn Maybe we should try this from a different angle.
[15:18] Vehemency We might be be /trig/gering something.
[15:19] Apollyna Maybe we could solve the problem then.
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[15:19] Quikngruvn There's no proof of that, Ve.
[15:19] Vehemency Did you check your work?
[15:19] Sophos WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
[15:19] Kens_Laptop It's certainly theoretical, at the moment.
[15:19] Apollyna Sum how, I know we can do it.
[15:19] Vehemency Sophos: TO DIE.
[15:19] Quikngruvn To get to the nom, Soph.
[15:19] Sophos TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE IN AMORTIZED LINEAR TIME
[15:19] Kens_Laptop BECAUSE IT WAS AN EXISTENTIAL METAPHOR.
[15:20] Kens_Laptop I'll be the force vector in your free body diagram /any/ day.
[15:20] zaratustra great now I have to write a chicken joke SCP.
[15:20] Apollyna I think we're all on a common chord here.
[15:20] Sophos WHY DID THE DRUNK MATHEMATICIAN FIRE HALF OF HIS NETWORK OF PEERS?
[15:20] Sophos BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT
[15:20] zaratustra "SCP is to be contained next to a road. It may cross the road; there is no known method to prevent this."
[15:20] Vehemency Apollyna, are you singing my tune?
[15:20] Daedalize Don't go off on a tangent, guys.
[15:20] Kens_Laptop Just make sure your angle of attack is all right.
[15:20] Quikngruvn logs this whole conversation.
[15:21] Sophos WHY ARE MATHEMATICIANS DANGEROUS ASSASSINS? BECAUSE THEY ARE MASTERS OF /DAG/GERS
[15:21] Sequence i can't esvn type slauhign to hard
[15:21] Apollyna
[15:21] Sequence stop fi tyou assfhbt
[15:21] Apollyna Oh Seq, the jokes are about to get even odder.
[15:21] Kens_Laptop WHY DID THE MATHEMATICIAN WORK HIMSELF TO DEATH? BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW HIS LIMITS.
[15:21] Quikngruvn Well, after this sequence of events, it's gonna be tough.
[15:21] Sequence asgdg
[15:21] Sequence 'oh god syouar ass
[15:22] Sequence i hate you all so bucm
[15:22] Apollyna gigglefit.
[15:22] Apollyna I don;t get half of these though.
[15:22] Apollyna I must be obtuse.
[15:22] zaratustra How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
[15:22] zaratustra One, who gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing it to an
[15:22] zaratustra earlier riddle.
[15:22] Sequence afsdi hate you
[15:22] Quikngruvn C'mon, Seq, these are so prime jokes here.
[15:22] Apollyna
[15:22] Quikngruvn *some
[15:22] Vehemency http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgwewStgo1qjnhqgo1_500.gif
[15:22] Sequence fpfdpa
[15:22] Sequence csont' i need breath
[15:22] Sophos Why did the mathematician microwave his commutative groups like popcorn? Because he wanted to pop the kernels
[15:22] Apollyna Veh, that stopped my laughing dead in my tracks. Like WTF.
[15:22] Apollyna
[15:22] Sequence ples le tme pnreath
[15:23] Vehemency YOU'RE WELCOME
[15:23] Apollyna Sequence, you hungy?
[15:23] Sequence ?
[15:23] Apollyna I just bought some nice pi.
[15:23] Vehemency http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzguxqwGlW1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg
[15:23] Kens_Laptop HHAhAHAHAHhaHA
[15:23] Sequence fasdadphahahahahahahahaahaaaaha
[15:23] Kens_Laptop Apolly, that was great.
[15:23] Apollyna <3
[15:23] Vehemency Can we divide it into equal parts?
[15:23] zaratustra sequence is feeling rather asymptotic right now
[15:23] Apollyna Veh, what the dickssss
[15:23] Sequence i sm just gonna tabl out and
[15:23] Sequence not loki in
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[15:24] Flukiest-Tuna afternoon all
[15:24] Quikngruvn Afternoon, Tuna.
[15:24] Apollyna These jokes are just plane terrible.
[15:24] Quikngruvn Nah, Apo, your sense of humor is just skew.
[15:24] Kens_Laptop Plane terrible? Bitch please, you haven't seen the integral parts of math puns yet!
[15:24] Sophos Apollyna: You could say it's the normal result of the cross product of several types of bad jokes!
[15:25] Apollyna I dunno if I'd use those terms.
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[15:25] Sophos Why did the topologist walk off a cliff?
[15:25] Sophos Because he forgot to carry the one
[15:25] Kens_Laptop Why?
[15:25] Apollyna What we need is to get to the root of the problem.
[15:25] Kens_Laptop Did you hear about the optemitrist who killed himself?
[15:25] Kens_Laptop He fell into a lens maker and made a spectacle of himself.
[15:25] Apollyna Get back to square one, if you will.
[15:25] Lamhfhada Bad jokes time?
[15:26] Lamhfhada What did the magician say to the fisherman?
[15:26] Quikngruvn Back to the point of origin, Apo?
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[15:26] Apollyna No, no, math jokes time.
[15:26] Lamhfhada Pick a cod, any cod.
[15:26] zaratustra Did you hear about the topologist politician?
[15:26] Kens_Laptop Time? time is relative. pi is forever.
[15:26] zaratustra He was prone to hyperbole.
[15:26] Sophos Why was the mathematician disappointed with his one-night stand? Because her curves had imaginary roots!
[15:26] Apollyna pbblt
[15:26] Apollyna The greatest common factor of these jokes is math, Lam.
[15:26] Apollyna least common.. actually.
[15:27] zaratustra Imhotep is invisible.
[15:27] Quikngruvn And they're getting even worse.
[15:27] Apollyna actually really bad at math.
[15:27] Quikngruvn Don't be so negative, Apo.
[15:27] Apollyna PFFT
[15:27] zaratustra http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz8KPw-u1U0 learn maths
[15:27] Nala zaratustra: Look Around You Maths by mog100167 (8 m 48 s) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz8KPw-u1U0 - published Sat Mar 7, 2009 - 4.97/5.00 (135, +134/-1), 18,686 views
[15:27] Kens_Laptop Why was the hooker disappointed in the mathematician's penis? It was inversely proportional to his IQ.
[15:27] Quikngruvn We can always count on you!
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[15:27] Lamhfhada Alright. I'll stay quiet until the aftermath of this cascade of terrible jokes.
[15:28] Apollyna Just don;t get out of line.
[15:28] Sophos How did the mathematician find out he didn't accidentally poison himself?
[15:28] Sophos Because his tubers had imaginary roots
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[15:29] |<- Lamhfhada has left irc.synirc.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[15:29] Kens_Laptop Did you guys hear about the quantum physicist who could hit things with his head and come out unharmed? It was because he discovered the universe was made of strings.
[15:29] Tox Kens kill yourself
[15:30] Sophos Why did the ecoterrorist try to set the robot on fire?
[15:30] Freudian Tox: I will kick you if you can't behave civilly in this channel
[15:30] Sophos Because it was made up of kinematics trees
[15:30] Apollyna :'o
[15:30] Kens_Laptop Kill myself, I'm in a box already. Unless you see me I may or may not be dead already.
[15:30] Apollyna buehehe
[15:30] ->| Anaxagoras (ude.umc.cc.vw.34B65A0D-CRInys|tibbiM#ude.umc.cc.vw.34B65A0D-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
[15:30] Anaxagoras Afternoon.
[15:30] Apollyna Alright, I'm out.
[2012-02-29 20:33:57] <Apollyna> .tell Nala I'm going to do terrible things to you.
[2012-02-29 20:33:58] <Proto_Lost> Exactly
[2012-02-29 20:33:58] <Nala> Apollyna: … really?
[2012-02-29 20:34:05] <Soulless> … lol
[2012-02-29 20:34:06] <Apollyna> Whoa, that's a new one
[2012-02-29 20:34:14] <Proto_Lost> …
[2012-02-29 20:34:16] <Apollyna> .tell Nala yes >:D
[2012-02-29 20:34:17] * Nala sighs disappointingly at Apollyna.
[2012-02-29 20:34:18] <Lamhfhada> She's achieved sentience!
[2012-02-29 20:34:19] <Kanta> .tell Nala RUN!!!
[2012-02-29 20:34:19] * Nala sighs disappointingly at Kanta.
[2012-02-29 20:34:22] <Soulless> lol
[2012-02-29 20:34:22] <Lamhfhada> Quick, kill her!
[2012-02-29 20:34:24] <Apollyna> .tell Nala call me Daddy
[2012-02-29 20:34:24] * Nala whaps Apollyna over the head with her parasol.
[2012-02-29 20:34:27] <Apollyna> DDX
[2012-02-29 20:34:30] * Apollyna sobs.
[2012-02-29 20:34:31] <Soulless> I'm okaywith this
[2012-02-29 20:34:32] <Kanta> >.>… what?
[2012-02-29 20:34:39] <Daedalize> Nala is clearly the dom in this relationship.
Nala's gained sentience.
Living the dream, or dreaming the life?
Well, it's certainly better than the one message #risucraft's bot has:
<Kimura> .tell crow ooga booga booga
<crow> Kimura: That user has too many messages queued
I'll take a sentient-but-disappoint bot over that meh any day.
Well nobody's posted a pun in a while:
[17:05] Salmander Did you hear about the time theraven went crazy and became iron man
[17:05] Salmander He was Stark-Raven mad
I like this person's priorities.
<InitHello> cherenkov radiation is actually my second favorite shade of blue
<InitHello> #1 favorite is the color of a HeCd laser beam
