I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I blame too much Merry Melodies as a child. I'm not even sure if I consider this canon, but I felt the need to write it.
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I want you to know, Yoric, wherever you may be, I have started a pathfinder/fallout/SCP game, where:
1-You are one of the gods of the waste, god of travelers, recognized by his white fedora, and his snake symbol.
2-Chupaca-Bro is one of the companies, using magic to make chupacabra personal pets.
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Hahaha. I liked several parts of this. I can't say I really like it being actual sheep in the end though, so I'm going to pretend he was speaking metaphorically, portraying the girl the way he feels about them. What I really liked was the list of requirements each had to procreate. Didn't care much for the whole mythical name section though….7.5 I would give this one.
Actually, if you read it as a metaphor it fits pretty well with the rest of the series.
It started off as trying to figure out what the Club was. I narrowed it down to wolf or snake. I was trying to figure out a whole werewolf kind of thing. Then I had to think about what his specific type was. And the phrase 'Wolf in sheeps clothing' came to mind. The story just poured out from there.
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I am going to admit I didn't see that coming.
Once I read it I ended up chuckling a bit. "Wolf in sheeps clothing"
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Posting spoilers makes you a jackass. -yoric
Grow the fu look, was there a reason you needed to post that?
Sorry, absolutely not thinking. Seriously, I laughed for like 20 minutes after this.
Sorry. Seriously.
I'm going to have to reread those stories. I didn't get the point, or even the plot.
All the "Jacks" are beings that take advantage of people (or other animals) sexually. This one happens to be a wolf, hinted at by all the mythical names like Fenrir.
I reread. Thanks Azzleflux, even if you never read this post!
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Is this a typo?
Other than that, I thought this story was kinda a generic telling of one of the Jacks, right up until that last line. What a tweest!
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Man, I just re-read this one and… Brrr. It really chills me when I realize he's talking about humans, not sheep. Yes, I know I wrote it, but still!
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