SCP-006-J / Discussion

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MisterBibs 06 Oct 2011 00:42

As someone who freaks out about bugs, I laughed a lot.

EDIT: Not sure about "KETER OH GOD", though. Maybe something a bit less dramatic, like "Keter (if you think otherwise, YOU handle it.)

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Underneath 20 Aug 2012 05:09

I VERY MUCH AGREE. This is funnier.

Salman Corbette 06 Oct 2011 00:44

Credit goes to Yoric for original idea ([00:50] pooryoric and the other is a desperate containment writeup for the anomalous insectoid SCP object that's OH FUCK SHIT ON YOUR FUCKING FACE RIGHT NOW FUCK) and Copernicus for helping with the editing and formatting.

(account deleted) 06 Oct 2011 02:51

Yeah, where is the moose?

Salman Corbette 06 Oct 2011 02:57

Tell Mr. Moose to get a personnel file and then we'll talk

thedeadlymoose 06 Oct 2011 23:26

what… what did I do :[

Salman Corbette 06 Oct 2011 23:41

When we were doing the formatting we needed a filler pic and Copernicus put in your moose pic for the IT'S ON MY NECK GET IT OFF caption

thedeadlymoose 06 Oct 2011 23:45

ahahahaha

you bastards :P

MudLord 09 Nov 2016 02:52

I think I found one of these fuckers in my house. I barely came out alive.

So I was just bein' me, cool as always, hittin' chicks. Then when I go to bed, I see this little dot on the other side of my room. When I get closer, I realize it's a spider. So the spider looks at me and says "Yo you got da blew stuff?" I reply"Uh…no?" Then out of nowhere, this fucker pulls out a MINI SHOTGUN and then like, a hundred other of these little guys wearin' hoods, bandannas, and flat-billed hats come outta NOWHERE, and start shooting me.

Let's just say, thank the lord for fly swatters and 12-gauge shotguns.

Now I have to pay $5'000 for floor damage. :[

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If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking.

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Tadeusz 06 Oct 2011 00:45

Interesting though I just see its too much. I may upvote it later ,but right now I'm neutral.

Adam Smascher 06 Oct 2011 00:53

Amusing, but short as hell. I'm upvoting because if I figure it's good enough to make me want to see more, it probably deserves it, but also because I want to see more.

Photosynthetic 06 Oct 2011 00:56

The promotion bit earned my LOL, and with it my upvote.

Pineapple of Despair 20 Mar 2012 20:25

This!

tunedtoadeadchannel 06 Oct 2011 01:51

the "scary as balls" line really made this one. Upvoted.

Cherry Pict 06 Oct 2011 01:52

i like this and i have bestowed upon it a lovingly baked and frosted upvote topped with chocolate shavings

Bland 06 Oct 2011 02:13

My ex-girlfriend the biologist is cool with almost EVERY type of bug in the world. Of course, I was once called from across town to come home.

Now.

I arrived home to find there was a roach in the hallway trapping her in the bedroom, and I better goddamn kill it right the fuck now.

(I did without laughing.)

So, yea - KETER++

(account deleted) 06 Oct 2011 02:53

Dr. ████████ has been promoted to Site Director. - O5-██

This really sold it for me.

Kinne 31 Jul 2013 03:11

I agree

Sophia Light 06 Oct 2011 04:09

LET'S BE FRIENDS
+1

Dr Dead 06 Oct 2011 21:00

That was terribly evil of you. I think I broke the sound barrier by how fast I flew backwards out of my chair.

Also, +1

Marr965 22 Oct 2011 16:45

Wow, that thing's incredible! Seriously, I'm impressed.

Interestingly, that stinger thing? That's meant for injecting eggs into the live larvae of other insects.

Hbot 03 Dec 2012 18:51

… I hate you.

thekaboom 02 Jun 2013 12:27

YOU ARE SO FUCKING EVIL!
+1.

Dr Acerbus 20 Jun 2013 03:35

Holy mother of God

Songmanne 29 Apr 2014 15:37

……… and you wonder why you get Keter duty so bloody often……….

Stpattyy 11 Feb 2017 02:54

first of all, what is wrong with you?
second of all, WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?!

Scorpion451 11 Feb 2017 04:23

Megarhyssa macrurus. They lay their eggs in dead trees, and use that needle thing as a drill.

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