Initially, Salmander posted this (about an hour ago, I think?) because I'd PMed him that my Internet connection sustained several chest wounds and is barely surviving. Which was true, but I managed to get it working temporarily.
So, hey, this is another one of them Little Mister stories. Any and all feedback is welcomed.
(And, Drewbear, DrGuin, and TuomeyTombstone, sorry about wiping your votes by re-posting. Feel free to make them again, of course!)
EDIT: Incidentally, the less-than-smooth writing is intentional. Lemme know if it's bothersome, and point out where if you do, pretty please. :)