This is great. Upvoted with extreme enthusiam.
Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't." / Discussion
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Upvoted. This is awesome.
Upvoted… You just reminded me what I need to subject Research Assistant Berry too in my tale, thanks~
the best part about this is there actually were no hallucinogens
The sheer sexiness of Clef's voice does wonders to people's minds.
Of course there were no hallucinogens; It was all done by nanomachines powered by Orgone energy harvested from a parralell dimension where crazy sci-fi technobabble actually makes sense.
This reminds me of something I used in AD. There was a book, entitled 'Reality Benders and how to deal with them, a treatsie by Dr. Alto Clef on understanding and defeating beings who can alter the very world around them." A thick book, when opened, the reader was hit in the face by a spring loaded creampie. Underneath said pie was a note that simply read 'Surprise them'
That's when the itching powder lacing the cream kicked in.
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AD had a session with a Bixby who was a thirteen-year old furry, and the whole town was his sex toys. My character was an anthropomorphic panda. When we found the bender, I ordered the shot, then while he was in shock I cold cocked him. Good thing when he died we didn't stay furries, but I figured better that than the end of "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream", y'know?
Personally, I wondered how he could be fellated by a hominid platypus, but I try not to get lost on the details.
…What if someone wasn't hungry? They'd be awfully confused.
I didn't read it carefully the first time around and thought that he was just being a big ham and yelling at them during a thought exercise. This is funnier.
if your reading this your gay
I'm pretty sure that's a reference to The Twilight Zone, where there was a little kid reality warper…
Actually, Wikipedia reveals I'm wrong, but still, It's a Good Life is a nice example of a reality warper.
Actually, you were right. You missed who wrote the original story…
Oops. I can read, I swear. Yeah, that's probably the canonical reality warper story.
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