I keep hearing "I am mister chameeee-leeee-on" to the tune of 'the mesopotamians' in my head now, thanks.
We've been driving around / from one end of this containment chamber to the other and back…
I feel this is the weakest of the little misters. Guy made out of light is a bit too cliche, but not cliche enough to downvote. Definitely salvageable, though.
I, er, just have no idea how. At this point you could start asking around the senior staff, or, if you feel it's good enough as-is, just take a break and maybe something'll spring up.
My doors are wide open to suggestions on this one. Originally he was "made out of red", until Dex pointed out his similarity to Yellow.
Dammit, I didn't quite catch the answer in the last article, why is this guy not Mr. Redd again?
You might want to remove the watermark from the main image.
That's not the normal picture
Guess what today is
I'm well aware of what today is. But that doesn't mean we can't be professional about it! :D
As of current regulations on "Misters", SCP-905 is to be contained in Hall ██ of Site-██.
My gut says that the Foundation would be leery of keeping all the Misters in the same place, but I can't articulate why.
What if some more details were added about how he was found? The article also mentions he can speak but doesn't include an interview.
The image in this article is an altered version, with it's original found here.
"is a sentient entity composed of photons" instant -1. Please come up with a better way to explain it. Things are not made of photons.
Although on a more humorous note, does chameleon man exhibit wave-particle duality?
Isn't that what makes it anomalous? The fact that it breaks the laws of physics and nature and shouldn't exist?
No, its not that there shouldn't be something made of photons by physics, its that photons aren't even a thing that something could be made of. If something is not always going at the speed of light relative to every other thing, it is by definition not a photon.
Interesting concept, not extremely original, but not overly cliche to deserve a down vote. I will however, give it an upvote for the "Would you enjoy eating your own shit?" reply.