Oh man exactly what I was hoping for I love this. Definitely up voted.
Now this is much more epic than the bendy arms chasing the van all the way till dawn. Upvote for you!
EDIT: I suppose outrunning SCP-517-1 is what they call an arms race! *rimshot*
Also, I'm just a little iffy about the "last call for restroom breaks" part.
maybe in it being mentioned, but it'd definitely be something you'd want for an operation like this, where you already know exactly what time events are going to begin
The associated item is actually classified as safe because you can avoid "summoning" the hands by covering the SCP with a black sheet.
Edited to add: I love that last line about "collective remains" - meat soup indeed.
This is really well written. Just enough to be interesting while staying clinical. A tale of this would be great.
This is a classic in my book. The description of the battle really looked so much cooler in my head, the arms so much more terrifying: I think i might draw a comic out of it, if that's fine..!
I imagine she/it would say "You were never any good at keeping secrets from me, dear".






