I've had this idea for months and months now, but I had no idea how to write it until a couple months ago where it clicked for me. So fuck yeah.
Thanks to:
Gaffney for his feedback and pointing out many things that made the article better.
Silberescher for inspiring me to make this through his Black Queen and Fifthist stuff, as well as general critique.
psul for writing a certain thing that sparked the inspiration inside me to write this thing.
djkaktus,
SoullessSingularity, and Faminepulse for writing the Fifthist stuff for the GoI Contest.
Taffeta,
9Volt, and
LordStonefish for liking it.
Music I listened to while writing: XTC's Skylarking, Robert Ashley's The Park.
EDIT: If anyone is curious what Skylarking means:
The title was chosen as a double entendre, referring to a type of bird (skylark), as well as the British navy term "skylarking", which means "fooling around"