Jaws 20: Jaws Goes to Portland(s)
Thanks to SpectralDragon,
A Random Day,
DrBleep,
Weryllium,
Aiden Eldritch,
mlister (bonus points for coming up with CNC) and
GreenWolf for crit!
Special thanks to LordStonefish for being a pleasure to write this with, making it one the most fun experiences I have had on this site.
(also I can finally feel cool now by writing something for Third Law)
EDIT: Renaming anticoncept waterpuppy to Gulpo