Aww. Rights never offers ME any assistance in the breakroom.
The dialogue here is rather akward, however I'm going to upvote this anyway. I don't know why the ridiculousness of Site 19, having already been explored exhaustively in various tales, never tires.
Because everyone wishes they could get away with shenanigans at work. It's a universal desire.
I'm not going to lie, I have no idea what she could have meant by:
“Coconut? Really? I didn’t know you liked it like that!”
I know what most sexual innuendo is, most of you who know me know that I'm a pervert, but this escapes me.
Is she talking about coconut penetration (either by being inside someone or someone being inside it), or coconut scented 'stuff' (lubes, toys, condoms, what have you), or some more mundane body topping? I just don't know…
In the grim darkness of Site 19, there is only coconut cake.
Also, the mental image of Gears wearing a party hat made my day.
Upvoted.