SCP-ROCKS-J / Discussion

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Eol Kredik 01 Jul 2017 18:40

SCP-XXXX-J-A: Hi!

(Several seconds of silence. No response.)

SCP-XXXX-J-A: You’re very rude.

You had a pair of XXXXs, but I fixed them for you.

TheShrike 01 Jul 2017 21:10

SCP-ROCKS-J-A to Z.

As soon as I saw this I assumed the joke would be something about Jay-Z.

Then, when the rocks started rapping, I knew for certain that would be the joke.

Then it didn't happen.

Mk Ruiz Ve 29 Mar 2018 18:10

I loled…. Because JA2Z

Scorpion451 01 Jul 2017 22:09

I have a headache now.

+1

TL333s 01 Jul 2017 22:57

You have one more XXXX.

Is this a parody of the shingle beach with talking rocks? I dunno, I was amused.

(account deleted) 02 Jul 2017 10:12

The dialogue is a little chaotic in places, though I suppose that's the point. It was amusing enough for an upvote, especially with the last interview log :p.

(Also, what TL333s said: is this a 3699 parody? :p).

Penton 02 Jul 2017 10:23

They're actually from a pathfinder game i once DM'd. Their purpose was to humour, confuse and annoy the players.

Penton 02 Jul 2017 10:35

Also I'm still thinking of a name for it, if you have a suggestion tell me.

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(account deleted) 03 Jul 2017 02:31

stored in a sound proof

Think it should be one word.

Shut up Kevin no one likes you!

Missing comma.

It's certainly rather cute, and I don't mind the interactions between the various characters and Agnew's a fun foil, but I never even chuckled. I don't think it helps that there's a contrast between 'fun, cute rocks that kinda don't like each other' and the 'vulgar cutsie thing that's actually not very innocent because juxtaposition.' It's decent structure-wise, what with the ratcheting up of the interviews followed up by the punchline, but I'm afraid it just didn't really click with me. It could be the fatigue, or that this just isn't my kind of humor.

+0 novoting for the fact that it's competent and I can imagine someone enjoying it, but I simply, didn't.

DrMagnus 03 Jul 2017 17:17

This, honest to god, feels like a humorous mainlister, rather than a -J.

I didn't laugh, so I'm compelled to drop a -1 on it.

Crocket_Lawnchair 05 Jul 2017 05:31

This is underrated AF. Yes, I know it was made recently as of this post, but this is glorious.

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(account deleted) 05 Jul 2017 05:52

Bob is my favorite.

Petrograd 06 Jul 2017 03:57

Soooo stupid sapient objects that occasionally swear like South Park characters while a researcher gets exasperated with them? But also Wondertainment.

I mean, the drowning line was ok, and the overall mental image of the rocks was fairly amusing, but it either reads as mildly random or repeating old jokes, and it's not interesting enough to be worth the repeating. No vote.

trennerdios 06 Jul 2017 13:24

I mean, the drowning line was ok, and the overall mental image of the rocks was fairly amusing, but it either reads as mildly random or repeating old jokes, and it's not interesting enough to be worth the repeating. No vote.

This pretty much echoes my thoughts.

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