Couple little tone issues here and there but… It's well deserved. That thing should burn in Hell. Burn like a candle.
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Why is this a joke SCP? The subject matter is terrifying, not humorous. The stuff of my darkest nightmares.
Awesome joke SCP. Now we need that In-Out burger with 100 patties and other instances of terrifying food as variations.
Recommending Keter classification due to overly melty cheese.
This is truly an affront to sandwiches of all types and deserves it's SCP status. Should not be a joke.
Cracked got to this first. However, having the infamous sandwich described as an SCP was a bucket of win. Not a chicken bucket though; I prefer their Popcorn Chicken myself.
If you ask me, the "McGangBang" and "DOB’s Toilet-Bombing Heart-Molester" are more SCP-worthy than the Double Down. When eaten the way this kind of thing should be eaten (seperated into two pieces, possibly using a fork if you're squeamish about being fingertip-deep in cheese and bacon grease), it's actually about a three on the Flavor-O-Meter. To compare, two-year-old powdered mozzerella (I forgot to look at the expiration date) is a negative one.
This post is more nauseating than anything described within it
I added some weird stuff about a guy going insane from having to watch over this. Feedback appreciated.
Uh, I think it's now a bit sillier than it was originally. A tad less subtle, too, to whatever extent such a concept applies to something as silly as the original article.
But come on. If you're going to randomly edit people's articles without permission, can you at least have the decency to run a simple spell check first?
Yeah, the log is really unnecessary, and the tone change/poor grammar really spoil the humor of the whole thing. Just because this is a "J" doesn't mean it's wacky funtime story hour. The original was good (and funny) enough to get 10 upvotes in the space of a day; what made you think it needed more?
I really like this, but its very similar to SCP-807, The Heart Attack on a Plate. They're different enough for my tastes though. Not that I would taste anything that had touched either one. Upvote!
I shudder to think of the monstrosity that would be born from a union of this and 807. That's got to be some sort of K-class scenario.
(account deleted)"Note the complete absence of bread."
I upvoted because of that sentence.
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