Relax, it's a listusers module that displays the username of whoever's reading it.
Thanks to everyone who gave suggestions for this, don't remember who they were. Feel free to claim credit if you like.
Form L is a listpages module that selects the longest SCP that's rated under +35, and Form N uses a really clunky tag-based listpages module to grab a live rating of the Bright list.
SCP-3039 is great, and unlike this article, it is NOT tl;dr. You should read it.
if your reading this your gay
