goddamn incredible
I'm still not sure which one of the two are/were sane. Bravo
Sorts, I appreciate the way you managed to deal with me. But did you really have to shoot me?
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wow. i never would have expected anyone to write a story about me, but this was great. i've become one of my favorite items here, and this just helps solidify it.
So, what's up with that goddamn toaster? How did you manage to inflict such a massive damage on people's minds? Your properties should be researched much further. Oh snap, your effects are starting to produce an effect on me…
I guess we're making progress now that a few of us can refer to that goddamn toaster in the second person rather than the first.
But now I see that goddamn toaster everywhere.
I'm vaguely reminded of Fondly Fahrenheit.
Which is a good thing, even though I fucking hated Fondly Fahrenheit.
Yo, what's your problem with Fondly Fahrenheit? I love it.
Also, 6 year necro.
… if Agent Sorts had just said "that is Agent Sorts' firearm", or "The Foundation would like you to work with Agent Sorts", there woulda been no problem.