I'm sure a lot of people here are familiar with the sensation of staring at a piece of fiction for so long that you cease to be able to perceive it as text. I have to post this now because I am losing my marbles and the slot is getting popular.
This is technically/possibly the first part of a new Antimemetics Division series Five Five Five Five Five.
Many thanks to user reaper600 for the keypad design and source code, to Rimple for suggesting how to do the very last section, and I think it was werdna who tried (and arguably failed) to steer me away from stuffing all of the important information into an Addendum.
Note to translators! The Wikidot markup is encrypted so that readers can't hit "View source" to bypass the keypad. This makes it impossible to translate the original! You have several options:
- You can find an unencrypted version of the page here, although note that translations of that version will be vulnerable to the "View source" attack.
- If you would like to produce an encrypted, translated version, use this small JavaScript project.