This is an SCP about not being sure where you stand with your online friends. It's also about more stuff, but that's what I keep coming back to.
Edit: Thanks to Communism Will Win, Scarhaver, and Monkeysky for reading this thing and helping me out.
Edit 2: My authorial canon is that MTF G-42 call themselves "Buzzkills" 'cuz their job mostly consists of terrifying teens getting stoned in "haunted houses" and beneath bridges.
Edit 3: Picture taken by me of ILLEGAL GRAFFITI underneath a bridge in the Cleveland Metroparks.