Mass edits 600s

Mass edits 600s

AdminBright 12 Nov 2009 21:08

Also: I need any mod or Admin to do the 700s and put them up on the admin site. Ghost has the 800s ready to go, we just need someone to do the 700s.

SCP-601 - The Glom DELETED
SCP-605 - Unknown: Please Identify SCP DELETED
SCP-607 - Dorian the grey cat EDIT
SCP-608 - Invasive Semen DELETED
SCP-611 - Protective Doll DELETED
SCP-612 - Jealous Doll DELETED
SCP-616 - The Gate EDIT
SCP-620 - The Roleplayer DELETED
SCP-626 - The Mint Tree DELETED
SCP-628 - Rage-inducing Faceless Being EDIT
SCP-630 - Infectious Aestheto-auralkinetic Memetic Curtain JOKEIFY
SCP-632 - Framing Nailgun DELETED
SCP-633 - Flying Beard DELETED
SCP-636 - Rotating Ring DELETED
SCP-639 - Impossibly Well Written Book DELETED
SCP-646 – Changeling DELETED
SCP-651 - Inspirational Instruments DELETED
SCP-652 - Cold-loving Bacteria DELETED
SCP-653 - Uncontrolled Handheld Fan DELETED
SCP-659 - It's got the music in it DELETED
SCP-672 - Celtic Dagger DELETED with passion
SCP-676 - "Eyes Of God" DELETED
SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile DELETED
SCP-684 - Chinese Zombie Control DELETED
SCP-688 - Parabox DELETED with a vengeance
SCP-691 - Chained Brute DELETED
SCP-692 - White Hole DELETED
SCP-697 - Remote Knife DELETED
SCP-699 - Trapped in a Book DELETED

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Re: Mass edits 600s

Quikngruvn 12 Nov 2009 21:16

Two things:
1. Whatever y'all are doing over at the admin site's apparently working. Go go go!
2. Shouldn't that reptile thingie have been decommed?

Re: Mass edits 600s

AdminBright 12 Nov 2009 21:23

That piece of shit? Naw, straight up deleted.

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Re: Mass edits 600s

tunedtoadeadchannel 12 Nov 2009 21:33

…682? deleted? really?

Re: Mass edits 600s

judgedeadd 12 Nov 2009 22:27

Sure, and I'm not surprised. Good riddance. It was a friggin Mary Sue written by some n00bie half-assed writer.

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Sorts 12 Nov 2009 23:17

Argh, every time we try to delete it, it just regenerates and gets madder!

Re: Mass edits 600s

Drakeblood4 13 Nov 2009 00:07

You do realize if we delete 682 it will adapt internet using abilities, right?

Re: Mass edits 600s

AdminBright 13 Nov 2009 00:10

Looks like it already did.

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Re: Mass edits 600s

Drakeblood4 16 Nov 2009 15:48

If we honestly decommission 682 can I recommend a massive multi-SCP clusterf*** designed to kill 682? And if people are crazy smart enough to allow me to try this would anyone be willing to communicate with me about doing this? I'm thinking multi phase SCP based attacks with SCP's designed to complement one another (like 053 and 1101). And if that fails just drop it out of a plane while shooting nukes at it and making sure it lands on a bouncy castle that launches it into the sun.

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Re: Mass edits 600s

Kimura Okagawa 24 Nov 2009 23:03

Well, what I had propsed in the chat was to use the Sun Launcher to get rid of 682, but aim for deep space instead of the sun, because apparently the first second time it was launched, it came back on fire. The page doesn't say how 682 came back (my guess is it used gravity to slingshot back). If we fire 682 into deep space, it'd probably be unable to come back. Unless 682 has self-propulsion capability…

Why would anyone outright delete 682 anyway? I mean, it fits all the requirements for an SCP, it's well-written, and you definitely have the Nightmare Fuel factor. Besides, 682 is a well-known (within the community at least) example of what a good SCP is. You wouldn't delete 173, would you? Neutralize it, sure, if someone found a way, but you wouldn't completely expunge it. There's some things that shouldn't be retconned from existance, and 682 is one of them.

So I don't come off as a complete [EXPLETIVE REDACTED]: The rest of those deletions make perfect sense. What the heck was 688 anyway?

Re: Mass edits 600s

MrUnimport 25 Nov 2009 02:23

I wish people would stop talking about the Sun Launcher.

Re: Mass edits 600s

Sorts 25 Nov 2009 05:51

Just… guh… get… get out of here, Kimura Okagawa! GET OUT!

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tunedtoadeadchannel 01 Dec 2009 13:56

How embarassing.

Re: Mass edits 600s

Gnostalgia 30 Nov 2009 17:58

Looking at this, it occurs to me that we now have an excellent resource of "what not to do" on our hands.

Would it be possible to put the SCPs marked for "deletion" into some sort of "dustbin" or "wastebasket" area with a couple of sentences from each admin about why it isn't up to snuff, and/or the things that it does do well (if the admin voted in favor). It seems like it would help avoid needing to do another mass edit.

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Re: Mass edits 600s

Pair Of Ducks 30 Nov 2009 20:31

I would like to note that this was more or less the original intention behind decomms. The decomm is a dustbin list.

Re: Mass edits 600s

AdminBright 30 Nov 2009 21:27

yeah, what Dox said. A couple were saved for decom *glares at Waxx* but beyond that, most of these suckj too much even for that.

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Re: Mass edits 600s

Josef Kald 01 Dec 2009 11:21

Personally I'm interested in reading "Chained Brute". I don't think I ever read that one D:

Re: Mass edits 600s

A Fat Ghost 01 Dec 2009 13:15

and I daresay you won't get the chance to, son.

Re: Mass edits 600s

Josef Kald 01 Dec 2009 13:45

Faith and begorrah.

Re: Mass edits 600s

Sorts 01 Dec 2009 20:31

I think I remember that one. It was… wait for it… a brute what was chained up when he was found.

I think he shot electricity and had chains made of that annoying unknown material. Mind you I'm going off of a several months old entry of a forgettable SCP to begin with but… I think I found a picture of him.

Re: Mass edits 600s

G Fox 01 Dec 2009 21:32

Well… that'd do it, eh? Good that it got cleaned out, then.

I've had a bit of a case of the deads lately, and haven't been by here or the IRC channel for a bit, so I'm kinda surprised at the long list of deletions, but having remembered a few of the odder ones, I can't say I blame you folks.

Meanwhile, not even deletion will kill 682.

Re: Mass edits 600s

Josef Kald 01 Dec 2009 21:51

It's like as if Guile and Quasimodo humped Blanca…

Re: Mass edits 600s

judgedeadd 01 Dec 2009 22:07

From what I recall, it was basically The Hulk (I think he even had green skin) who was chained and connected to some weird white machine/fridge/computer thingy that kept him asleep. When the machine thingamajigabobajiggajig was turned off, he'd come to life, beat up people around him (he could break his chains apparently) and occassionally speak Russian. It was implied he was a secret Soviet experiment.

Nothing too fancy