Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Take my upvote, damn you.
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This is utterly stupid… that it actually works out in the end!
The hunt for former Agent Williams' trousers, the newly designated SCP-████, is underway, but thus far has had no success.
Challenge: Someone write about Agent Williams' trousers!
I love every bit of this! I wish there was a few more extended vowels in its speech, because I was enjoying reading it in Lemongrab's voice!
Oh great, now I have to go back and read it in Lemongrab's voice!
If I would upvote your comment I would!
I was having fun with this one until the very end. I guess the change from realistic dangers to a completely over the top one is part of the joke, but it kinda moves the article from "silly but self-aware" to a more "random" kind of humor.
Well this was a gul-derned delight. I don't know if the final incident/termination of the agent quite works as well alongside everything else as I wish it did, but the 4 collapsibles before it were quite enjoyable reads.
Also, I know it's a -J entry, but there is no way this would be considered "Safe".
No, quite right, I meant to change it to Euclid before posting. Doing it now.
SCP-013-J: A POGO STICK! (A bolt of lightning strikes in the distance)
Agent Archer: Is there any… other way we can…
SCP-013-J: THE CUTTLEFISH HAS SPOKEN!
…and then I upvoted.
SCP-013-J: A world without cake has been evaded!
Agent Harris: Are you serious!? Is that the only reason I just ate a fucking FISH SPONGE CAKE!?
SCP-013-J: CAKE FOR EVERYONE!
And this is where I upvoted.
Yay for cake. Even if it tastes like Halibut. Wait, is does it taste like cooked or raw halibut? If I had one, could I cook it, and add seasoning? That might actually be pretty good, like going to to a seafood restaurant or something.
Haven't even finished reading yet, but had to stop, upvote, and comment when I read this.
Moved by Commander ███████'s display of affection, the Agent vowed to reconsider his life choices. Commander ███████ responded by executing him where he stood.
Just fantastic.
+++1
Moved by Commander ███████'s display of affection, the Agent vowed to reconsider his life choices. Commander ███████ responded by executing him where he stood.
I don't even, actually, I was constantly muttering "I don't even" and "What the actual…" (can't curse, for reasons) for the entire time I read this joke skips. insta-up
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