Firstly: all names, crimes and situations are entirely the product of my imagination. Any similarity with real people or events is entirely unintentional and coincidental.
Second, I’d like to thank the following people: MisterFrown,
ThisisNalkan,
Vainamoinen,
whenwerewe and
Cicada3301Fan for the crit;
popsioak for A, writing SCP-9680 (which was the inspiration for this article), B, giving me permission to reference it, and C, helping me with the reference; and LittlePengwy and MisterFrown again for making sure I actually posted it and didn’t get cold feet.
There’s probably more I could say here, but I honestly can’t think of it right now. Will come back and edit it later if I do. If anyone has any questions, I’m happy to answer them.






