So this reads pretty well and I like the idea… if it were a -J. As a matter of fact I'm astounded by the fact that you didn't make this a -J, because it sounds official enough and equally silly enough to be one. It even made ME laugh a bit and I don't normally laugh at anything. However, as a mainlist article I can't in good conscience upvote this due to the fact that it's absurdly short and not a very… fulfilling article, I guess. It's anomaly doesn't seem like it's enough to justify it being a scip rather than an anomalous item. I feel like maybe if there were more dialogue and scenarios in which it was used, it could be justifiable as a scip, but right now I'm not really sure why they wouldn't just… I don't know wall the trees off so no one could see the fruit. I'm gonna remain neutral for now.
Well my critique has been absolved so +1 :P
