Here is my entry for the Crack Fiction Contest. This article’s class was Thaumiel, meaning that I had to create and include a Mary Sue-ish character into the story (however I will vehemently deny any claims that Agent Herc Leroc is a self-insert – it’s not, okay?).
Hope you enjoy!
PLEASE NOTE: This tale is in no way meant to disparage or mock the furry subculture, about which I admittedly know very little. It's simply a story in which the villains happen to be anomalous furries - no further meaning or agenda should be construed here.