After seeing all this degeneracy and sexuality presented in this contest, I decided to present a more rational and wholesome story.
Special thanks to Kestin and minmin.
For the record, "Tymantha Gones" is pronounced "Tie-man-thuh" and either "Jones" or "Goh-ns". Your choice.
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living, dead, or raccoon, is purely coincidental.