I could add a rating module, but I'm not gonna.
God do I have to do everything around here?
Yea, though I walk through the lowest rated pages, I will fear no coldpost: for thou art with me SCP Wiki; thy mods and thy staff they comfort me.- Proxymoron
This is a beautiful piece of absurdity.
This site is full of unappreciative philistines.
Not gonna lie, as I was reading this, I was afraid that Dmatix had drunkenly coldposted again. Then I got to the bottom and saw that stupid fucking tag and understood. Neutral vote, because I laughed, but yeah, I'm an unappreciative philistine. Bite me.
I like this. I'm saving this in Notepad, Word, LibreOffice, Notepad+, and I'm probably gonna stuff it in a collapsable in my sandbox if I ever get around to writing an SCP of my own.
+1
P.S: What does the tag "af2016" mean?
It means it was written for the 2016 April Fools Day prank: a Crack Fiction contest.
Yeah…after reading some more stories tagged with that, I fully understand why the words used to describe it were "stupid fucking tag" now.