How Tilda Moose Got Their Groove Back, that one three-word April Fool's tale, "Then they banged." etc. etc. self-deleted at +8 because no, not really, and happy April Fool's aftermath to everyone.
Many thanks to 
LordStonefish for this glorious flash piece response:
Obviously this represents a monumental improvement in the field of literary erotic fiction. The character of Tilda Moose is never one who's surrealism is directly noted in the text, however the counterpointal subtext provided by the author's succinct choice of "then" indicates that they betray a deep undercurrent of archetypical women in fiction. The character is at once enigmatic and perfectly clear, as the explosion of sex indicates in the third word choice "banged". The kinds of idea this word portrays are a salute to the sublimity of mating, an act so fantastic in its' emotions and so soaring in its' sensations; yet closed off from the hoi-polloi of the world via societal taboo and repression.
Indeed there are similarities between Zyn's pornographic Odyssey and the concepts in Dr. Stephen J. Clefferson PhD's famous anthropological text examining societal taboos amongst the peoples of Northern Mongolia, a landmark fieldwork concerning the repressions of feminist thought and action in those societies. Perhaps by using the salubrious word "they", the author intends to make a comparison between her character and the long forgotten women of this culture. The moose, is in fact, a simble of fertility but of also death, and no one can but understand the darkness present in this tale of bourgeois decay and apocalyptic ideals in a growing culture.
