SCP-2103-J / Discussion

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Sensei Le Roof 26 Jun 2009 23:26

Dude. J5 does not speak in monotone. Have you actually watched Short Circuit?

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AgentSchism 26 Jun 2009 23:54

It's been years. I'll alter that part now.

DrKens 16 Sep 2011 16:26

Personnel: Agent Schism, attending.
Timeframe: Nine hours, twenty minutes, twelve seconds
Subject: You know, I keep looking over this, and can't tell. -Dr. ███ ████████
Result:
SCP-2103 was introduced to an ELIZA-type bot installed on one of the Foundation laptops, paired with a Vocaloid-style linguistic sequencer. The opening phrase was "How are you today?" At roughly 1 hour and 48 minutes, both the bot and SCP-2103 appeared to reach a kind of homeostasis, at which point conversation became increasingly esoteric, centered more about small textual scraps and flower arrangements. At roughly 7 hours, conversation devolved into almost unfathomable blips and scraps of text. At the end of the test, attending staff member complained of a headache.
Commentary: Can we NOT do that again? At least with me holding the computer? Please? -Agent Schism

This has been realized in reality. Oh god what's next?

Communism will win 16 Sep 2011 20:49

What's next is we secretly replace the entire UN security council with various bots and see what happens.

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if your reading this your gay

Sorts 16 Sep 2011 20:50

I sincerely cannot see how they'd be any worse.

Communism will win 16 Sep 2011 21:10

Exactly. The difference is that you don't have to pay computers. Yet.

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if your reading this your gay

Bland 16 Sep 2011 20:58

…I'm thinking if you replaced them with statues, it might be weeks before anyone noticed…

axslayer33 02 May 2012 16:28

Does anyone else notice the fact that in the stream of pictures on his monitor, the words "kill mann" appear? And that mini-hatbot in 5555-j tries to kill mini-mann?

Am I missing something?

mharbourgirl 07 Jun 2012 14:22

The Hatbot Chronicles

This should clear things up. Sort of. Maybe?

Knee 02 May 2012 17:49

I went into a little tizzy when I saw 'Vocaloid' mentioned. How could I have not seen this article before?

(account deleted) 01 Oct 2014 18:05

i"m curious what exactly is hatbot? is it a old internet meme? or something related to the site?.

(account deleted) 28 Sep 2016 14:30

This article doesn't stand very well on its own. Maybe it's funny if I read an associated 5,000-word tale first, but as-is, it's just dumb in a not particularly humorous manner.

banditysmig 08 May 2018 20:30

No actual punchline. It's probably just some weird reference. -1

TL333s 19 Jul 2018 12:25

So the joke here is it's Hatbot. That's it. Other than "it's a robot wearing a hat", I did not get that from the article at all. And given that we've got a Hatbot in the mainlist ten years later, I think I can chalk this up to "hasn't aged well".

notgull 31 Jan 2019 01:30

This is an outdated chat joke that doesn't make any sense to 99.5% of the people joining today, and even then it still relies on old memes. I'm kind of surprised to see it still rated relatively high, tbh.

Edit: also, is that picture even CC?

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