So this one was an adventure. Some of you might remember I put out a similar article like this back in April, that needed a lot more time in the oven. But with the help of some of the awesome critters on this site, and many friendly folks in the IRC and Discord, I remade it from the ground up. Hoping you all enjoy reading the new SCP-7370 as much as I did writing it, and thanks to everyone for their suggestions.
For our friends in the licensing department, here's a list of files I used in my photoshops:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Randy_Savage,_1986.png
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:US_Navy_070504-N-0995C-072_Chief_Mineman_Kevin_Sperling_appears_as_the_guest_body_builder_at_an_Armed_Forces_body_building_competition_held_at_Sharkey%27s_Theatre_at_Naval_Station_Pearl_Harbor.jpg
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Shutter_shades.jpg
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1_times_square_night_2013_anonymized.jpg
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:AAA_World_Mixed_Tag_Team_Championship_belt.jpg
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:SCP_logo.png
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Keter-icon.svg
D-4920: [Muffled, due to wearing a tight-fitting luchador mask] Hold on, we're fighting that thing? You can't make us, no way man!
7370: Uh… what did he say?
Hooke: He called you a bitch.
7370: Oh it's on!
Yeah, this is an easy +1. That image at the end sold it for me.
Thanks for the read Ryan, glad you enjoyed the image! Photoshopping 7370 was probably one of the more fun parts about writing this one for me
Gonna be thinking about “I'm gonna catch and release you from yer mortal coil” for a while.
When I saw this was posted at first, it took me a little while to recognize it, but when I saw the name "Blue Bomber", it all came flooding back. I'm sure he will not rest until he is the most upvoted article on the site, allow me to help him in that journey.
+1
Thank you for your help Fireknight, and for the +1. You're right that Blue's not gonna rest, 'cause he's the cream of the crop, and the cream always rises to the top.
Fantastic work got damn. +1 for the images alone, idk why but "man but he blue" is SO funny, not even getting started on this joy of an article
Say hello to Junior Dad
I love how it's fairly long and I can laugh while reading this. Hope you keep expanding on it. The only thing I would add is have to different measurements, you have kg but could you add Ib. Still great though.
Blues a funny character and I’m glad to see him getting the recognition he deserves
Much appreciated BoneCandy, and thank you for your help in making it so!
I loved it. Not much more for me to say. My gift to you this Christmas is this: +1
This was a pretty quick +1 just on account of "A wrestling ring has been installed in Site-19", but I would love it if the page described exactly what the signature move is
Can a fight with SCP-6345 be far behind?
I think it'd be hilarious to write and I already have a few ideas. I might hold off on that for a while, though, since I've already written a crossover with SCP-6599, another of J Dune's creations (And I whooped his candy ass, OH YEAH! BULLSHIT YOU BIG BLUE KNOCKOFF ––HOGSLICE). I'd like to give Blue some more standalone tales before I did another like that, and of course get the author's permission, though if enough people think it's a good idea it could happen in the nearer future.






