After many months of gathering dust being under constant scrutiny in my sandbox, it's here!
Thanks to Twistedgears, who reviewed it shortly before posting.
Unfortunately, as it's been quite a while since most other reviews happened, I can't remember off the top of my head all the people that took a look. If you remember reading this draft, let me know and I'll give you credit here!
EDIT: As the original photo wasn't properly licensed, it has been replaced. Source