Huge thanks to everyone who helped, (My list is gone am sorreh,) and here is the second third rendition of "One Man's Garbage" (The previous rendition being the 527 before Mr. Fish in the same slot.)
Major Edit (1/2/2016) courtesy of Randomini!
Minor Edit (2/2/2016) courtesy of first 13 comments in discussion.
Major Edit (8/2/2016) courtesy of -9 rating.
Minor Edit (9/2/2016) courtesy of first 13 comments in discussion. (Deja Vu.)
This artwork of SCP-2493 brought to you by AidenEldritch!