This is too good. Reminds me of SCP-6969-J, in a way.
You might want to change
A thing matching SCP-TTKU-J's description is used to kill multiple politicians and heads of state. Including individuals such as: [EXPUNGED BY ADVICE OF MY LAWYER]
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A thing matching SCP-TTKU-J's description is used to kill multiple politicians and heads of state, including individuals such as: [EXPUNGED BY ADVICE OF MY LAWYER]
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Pizzaro look at-a the photograph. Was of-a very strange furry monster with-a wolf skull.
Lmao
Parts of this article feel really forced. I get this article is trying to emulate SCP-5000, but.. just look at this:
This-a pizza is the best-a pizza Pizzaro ever make! Pizzaro hope-a anyway. Pizzaro no remember making it!
When Pizzaro open-a the pizza, Pizzaro gets sent-a closer to the customer! Not that-a Pizzaro need it, Pizzaro never fails-a to deliver!
compared this from the original article:
This thing in the briefcase is a godsend. Don't know what the hell it is, but if things are getting too much for me, I just need to open it up - and the next thing I know, I'm miles further along from where I just was, feeling all warm inside like something gave me a pep-talk. It's like my own personal skip button for when things are getting rough.
It just seems half-assed, like you just replaced what needed to be replaced and reformatted the text a bit to fit the article.
Commander Morrison: Tell us.
Samuel Ross: No.
Commander Morrison: Tell us.
Samuel Ross: No.
Commander Morrison: Tell us.
Samuel Ross: No.
Commander Morrison: Tell us.
Samuel Ross: Okay.
juust a tad bit overplayed
Commander Morrison: Did you just say the word "inaudible"?
lmao
With tears pizzaro tell her: "No, this-a pizza for the customer.
Missing a capitalization in Pizzaro
With tears pizzaro tell her: "No, this-a pizza for the customer."
Then-a she fall over and-a die.
Pizzaro no feel good.
Made me feel worse than the original's version :(
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Regarding all of this file.
If the girl has -963, I personally think that they don't feel like the way they are in other articles and in the original 5000. I can't say how or how to change it, but just thought I'd let you know.
Girl: Shit! I don't have any change!
Who needs change in an abandoned Pizza Hutt?
Oh… so that's-a how it is.
What? Am I missing something?
