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Elevator Pitch: When is a chocolate beverage considered milk? Who cares! It tastes yummy. …Hey, I think the world should be FILLED with this milk dude—
Central Narrative: An SCP based loosely on Yoo-Hoo milk in a can. When ingested, the non-dairy chocolate drink gives the individual a boost of dopamine and extreme energy for ~6 hours at the expense of:
— Diarrhea,
— Increased Docility ( peaceful behavior that doesn’t match the subject. )
— Addiction
— Gradual worship of SCP-XXXX
The milk can regenerates it’s liquid after a while and reseals itself, and side effects can be neutralized with a cup of almond milk. Ironically, no other milk seems to work besides it.
Found in a public high school, a group of seniors snuck into the cafeteria lunchroom and found some chocolate milk that hadn’t been served to students. About 15 cans were boosted from the lunchroom and was passed between 30 different seniors. After a few minutes, the teens grab the rest of the cans of milk and chug them.
Eventually a Yoo-Hoo ( the name will be committed in the article. ) cult is formed with a ( not so peaceful ) need to replace water with the chocolate drink and eventually rule the world.
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good night, dear prinve.