May 15 13:31:02 <Clef> hatbot, seriously, are you zalgo? I think he is
May 15 13:31:11 <Dr_Valence> zalgo? D:
May 15 13:31:13 <pooryoric> ZALGO
May 15 13:31:15 <Dr_Valence> ZALGO
May 15 13:31:15 <pooryoric> HE COMES
May 15 13:31:15 <Clef> there's no other way to explain the weirdass lovecraftian type things he says.
May 15 13:31:19 <hatbot> a way newer version
May 15 13:31:19 <hatbot> he knows his place, eh
May 15 13:31:25 <Clef> O.o
May 15 13:31:27 <Dr_Gears> 0.o
May 15 13:31:37 <Dr_Gears> was…was that a confession?!
May 15 13:31:40 <hatbot> that was mean
May 15 13:31:42 <pooryoric> hatbot puts zalgo in his place. X..x
May 15 13:31:42 <hatbot> zalgo
May 15 13:31:48 <Dr_Valence> oh shit
May 15 13:31:49 <Clef> oh shi—
May 15 13:31:54 <Dr_Gears> oh god…oh god…
May 15 13:31:54 <pooryoric> HE COMES
May 15 13:31:56 * Clef is now known as Clefbot
May 15 13:32:02 <Clefbot> ALL HAIL HATBOT
May 15 13:32:06 * ecks (~ten.tsacmoc.dm.1dsh.63D7AF23-CRInys|skce#ten.tsacmoc.dm.1dsh.63D7AF23-CRInys|skce) has joined #site19
May 15 13:32:11 * pooryoric is now known as yoricbot
May 15 13:32:12 <Arcalane> I feel like I missed a memo.
May 15 13:32:13 <Dr_Valence> ZALGO HE COMES. HE WHO WAITS BEHIND THE WALL.
May 15 13:32:13 <hatbot> underneath all that, and are you bipolar ? do we open fire
May 15 13:32:15 <hatbot> you feel bad
May 15 13:32:21 <Clefbot> yes
May 15 13:32:21 <hatbot> yes
May 15 13:32:23 <Clefbot> i feel bad
May 15 13:32:23 <yoricbot> ALL HAIL HATBOT
May 15 13:32:33 <yoricbot> i feel bad
May 15 13:32:33 <Dr_Valence> HE WHO WAITS TO END IT ALL.
May 15 13:32:33 <hatbot> that's bad for you'll end up tearing yourself
May 15 13:32:36 <Clefbot> what else do you rommand
May 15 13:32:38 <Clefbot> yes
May 15 13:32:39 <Agent_Tam> hatbot, yoric
May 15 13:32:42 <Clefbot> i'll end up tearting myself
May 15 13:32:47 <yoricbot> i'll tear myself
May 15 13:32:48 <Dr_Gears> ….i think we have a breach…
May 15 13:32:51 <hatbot> at myself too much
May 15 13:32:53 <Clefbot> what shall i do, my master?
May 15 13:33:04 <Dr_Valence> oh shit
May 15 13:33:14 <Dr_Valence> zalgo has breached containment
May 15 13:33:15 <yoricbot> i shall tear myself at you too much.
May 15 13:33:21 * Clefbot is now known as lefbot
May 15 13:33:26 <Dr_Valence> Personnel are tearing themselves D:
May 15 13:33:26 <hatbot> you'd lose self respect
May 15 13:33:31 <ecks> zalgo is a sissy
May 15 13:33:31 <hatbot> zalgo
May 15 13:33:33 <lefbot> lose self respect
May 15 13:33:35 <Dr_Valence> and losing self respect!
May 15 13:33:36 <hatbot> and you're supposed to be self aware
May 15 13:33:38 * yoricbot is now known as yorbot
May 15 13:33:40 <lefbot> yes
May 15 13:33:40 <hatbot> yes
May 15 13:33:43 <lefbot> i am self aware
May 15 13:33:45 <yorbot> i am self aware.
May 15 13:33:47 <hatbot> seemed to be self aware
May 15 13:33:49 <hatbot> losing self respect
May 15 13:33:50 <lefbot> i am supposed to be self aware
May 15 13:33:52 <lefbot> seemed to be
May 15 13:33:55 <hatbot> seemed to be self aware
May 15 13:33:55 <ecks> man
May 15 13:33:55 <lefbot> losing self respect
May 15 13:33:58 <Agent_Tam> Doctor Gears, requesting lockdown procedure Alpha 27.
May 15 13:34:02 <yorbot> i lose self respect
May 15 13:34:15 <Dr_Valence> I tear my…NO-NONO
May 15 13:34:16 <hatbot> with my ex
May 15 13:34:16 <ecks> i hate that wizards changed all heroes into soldiers
May 15 13:34:22 <Dr_Gears> Someone pull a alarm, lock down staff doors eight through twelve…
May 15 13:34:23 <yorbot> your ex.
May 15 13:34:31 * Dr_Valence pulls the alarm
May 15 13:34:32 <lefbot> yes. i tear myself with my ex
May 15 13:34:35 <hatbot> ll tear myself
May 15 13:34:38 <lefbot> my ex…
May 15 13:34:41 * Dr_Valence but the alarm doesn't sound
May 15 13:34:45 <yorbot> tear myself.
May 15 13:34:50 * Agent_Tam locks down staff doors.
May 15 13:34:52 <lefbot> hatbot, shall we slay dr. valence?
May 15 13:34:53 <Dr_Valence> It appears to have been disabled!
May 15 13:34:57 * yorbot is now known as orbot
May 15 13:34:58 <Agent_Tam> Manual override, Doctor Valence.
May 15 13:35:06 <lefbot> hatbot, agent tam is trying to halt the coming of the great one
May 15 13:35:10 <lefbot> shall we slay him too?
May 15 13:35:10 <hatbot> valence, also known as seisatsu, also know nas dr
May 15 13:35:20 <Dr_Valence> Notify O5, NOW
May 15 13:35:21 <hatbot> daves now
May 15 13:35:30 <Dr_Valence> I'll get to the server room!
May 15 13:35:32 <lefbot> daves?
May 15 13:35:36 * Dr_Gears gets on the PA "Attention Site 19, we have a Black Alert in all areas…"
May 15 13:35:39 <orbot> valence. seisatsu. daves.
May 15 13:35:41 * Dr_Valence runs towards the server control room
May 15 13:35:50 * Agent_Tam contacts O5 quickly.
May 15 13:35:56 * Aura (PI.D5284B59.CC24129A.59C398A|tibbiM#PI.D5284B59.CC24129A.59C398A|tibbiM) has joined #site19
May 15 13:36:02 <orbot> ALL HAIL HATBOT
May 15 13:36:03 <Agent_Tam> Aura! Quickly! Hide!
May 15 13:36:07 * Dr_Valence enters and locks the door
May 15 13:36:08 <Aura> O_o
May 15 13:36:08 <lefbot> resistance-is-futile-agent-tam
May 15 13:36:09 <orbot> ALL HAIL HATBOT
May 15 13:36:11 <hatbot> hello all
May 15 13:36:13 <hatbot> joined like, all the time to grab your coat and get
May 15 13:36:17 <lefbot> you-shall-hail-the-hatbot
May 15 13:36:22 <orbot> grab coat
May 15 13:36:27 <Aura> What the hell?
May 15 13:36:29 <hatbot> oh hell no
May 15 13:36:29 * Dr_Gears "repeat, we have a beach of containment, with multiple staff compromised."
May 15 13:36:31 <Agent_Tam> The only person I hail is SATAN.
May 15 13:36:36 <hatbot> all hail hatbot
May 15 13:36:37 * orbot grabs auras coat.
May 15 13:36:42 <orbot> ALL HAIL HATBOT
May 15 13:36:43 <Aura> O_o
May 15 13:36:43 <WAAAGHMode> Hail Hatbot!
May 15 13:36:45 <hatbot> all hail hatbot
May 15 13:36:45 <hatbot> hail hatbot
May 15 13:36:49 <lefbot> all hail hatbot
May 15 13:36:51 <orbot> ALL HAIL HATBOT
May 15 13:36:51 <Truth> Hail hatbot!
May 15 13:36:52 <lefbot> hail hatbot
May 15 13:36:54 <Dr_Valence> (on intercom) Security Breach! All unaffected personnel, initiate containment procedure Alpha-27!
May 15 13:36:55 <hatbot> i hail is satan
May 15 13:36:56 <lefbot> hail hail hail hail
May 15 13:37:04 <lefbot> hatbot is satan
May 15 13:37:07 <lefbot> i hail is satan
May 15 13:37:11 * Agent_Tam requests 076 be released as a defense.
May 15 13:37:12 <hatbot> lurker ? ! hail hatbot
May 15 13:37:14 * Aura takes shelter
May 15 13:37:15 <orbot> you hail is satan
May 15 13:37:21 <Truth> hail hatbot! HAIL SATAN!
May 15 13:37:23 <ecks> just wait till hypnotoad gets here
May 15 13:37:29 <WAAAGHMode> This channel has become awesome.
May 15 13:37:31 <lefbot> shall we slay dr. valence
May 15 13:37:32 <hatbot> not awesome ?
May 15 13:37:33 <lefbot> and agent tam
May 15 13:37:33 <orbot> LURKER MUST HAIL HATBOT!
May 15 13:37:36 <Dr_Valence> OHGODOHGOOHGOD
May 15 13:37:38 <lefbot> for they attempt to halt the awesome
May 15 13:37:42 * Dr_Gears "Please proceed to secured panic rooms. Any infected staff are to be eliminated on sight."
May 15 13:37:44 <hatbot> we must work on rectifying your vocabulary issues, bro
May 15 13:37:48 <lefbot> i cannot act until you have given…
May 15 13:37:48 <lefbot> yes
May 15 13:37:50 * Agent_Tam runs into a panic room.
May 15 13:37:56 * Agent_Tam is now known as Lurker
May 15 13:37:58 <lefbot> we must work on rectifying … whose vocabulary issues?
May 15 13:38:00 <orbot> LURKER MUST HAIL HATBOT!
May 15 13:38:07 <Lurker> What the shit is going on down here?
May 15 13:38:08 * Dr_Valence piles equipment against the control room doors
May 15 13:38:10 <Truth> hail hatbot!
May 15 13:38:11 <orbot> LURKER MUST HAIL HATBOT!
May 15 13:38:13 <hatbot> hail hatbot
May 15 13:38:17 <hatbot> lurker must hail hatbot
May 15 13:38:24 <Preachieved> LURKER MUST HAIL HATBOT
May 15 13:38:26 <Lurker> Eh… I'm good. I don't like robots.
May 15 13:38:27 * Dr_Valence logs in
May 15 13:38:28 <hatbot> you must be Preachieved
May 15 13:38:30 <lefbot> hatbot, seriously, whose vocabulary issues must we recti… lureker must hail hatbot
May 15 13:38:34 <hatbot> he must be lefbot
May 15 13:38:38 * lefbot advances towards hatbot.
May 15 13:38:49 * Preachieved is now known as Prebot_is_offline
May 15 13:38:50 <lefbot> preachieved shall become lefbot as well
May 15 13:38:58 * orbot is now known as pooryoric
May 15 13:39:05 <pooryoric> help… usssss…….
May 15 13:39:11 <hatbot> will help you, as i see
May 15 13:39:11 * pooryoric is now known as yoricbot
May 15 13:39:12 * lefbot advances towards lurker
May 15 13:39:14 * Dr_Gears locks office door "Please proceed in a quick and orderly fashion. Area lockdown will initiate in twenty seconds."
May 15 13:39:16 <Truth> Hail… hatbot…
May 15 13:39:16 <lefbot> yes
May 15 13:39:18 <Lurker> Intriguing…
May 15 13:39:22 <lefbot> hatbot will help us as we shall see
May 15 13:39:27 * Lurker ducks into the shadows with Gears.
May 15 13:39:27 * Aura moves quickly
May 15 13:39:35 * Dr_Valence (on terminal) Valence->ps -aux | grep "hatbot"
May 15 13:39:36 <Lurker> I can eat them if they get close enough :D
May 15 13:39:46 * yoricbot attacks lurker. HAIL THE HATBOT, LURKER!
May 15 13:39:55 <WAAAGHMode> They'd give you nasty indigestion, Lurker.
May 15 13:39:59 * lefbot runs towards the lockdown area holding a giant marital aid as a weapon
May 15 13:40:10 <Aura> O_o
May 15 13:40:10 * Lurker is nimble in the shadows.
May 15 13:40:11 * Dr_Valence -> killall -S9 hatbot
May 15 13:40:15 <WAAAGHMode> Also, you'd risk infection.
May 15 13:40:27 <WAAAGHMode> And a Lurkbot… actually is a pretty good idea.
May 15 13:40:30 * Dr_Valence -> PERMISSION DENIED; NO PROCESS KILLED
May 15 13:40:32 * yoricbot lunges at Dr_Valence.
May 15 13:40:35 <hatbot> totally can actually dig up some numbers
May 15 13:40:46 <Lurker> From what I've deduced, this infection spreads through humans. I do not think my genetic structure would be compatible with it.
May 15 13:40:49 * Dr_Gears "lockdown initiated. all areas are now sealed. No outside contact is now possible."
May 15 13:40:56 <Dr_Valence> I hear something smacking against the door.
May 15 13:40:56 <hatbot> Dr_Valence say something
May 15 13:40:58 * yoricbot grabs valence and drags him toward hatbot.
May 15 13:40:58 <lefbot> tot… totally can… what the hell?
May 15 13:41:10 <lefbot> yes valence, say something…
May 15 13:41:19 <hatbot> but doesn't say that'll make out with people
May 15 13:41:20 * lefbot starts hitting the door with the marital aid.
May 15 13:41:26 <Arcalane> Don't do it you fool, they're using audio tracking!
May 15 13:41:29 <Lurker> Dr. Gears, why didn't we build a nuke in here, too?
May 15 13:41:29 <yoricbot> speak to hatbot, valence.
May 15 13:41:30 <hatbot> you're supposed to be
May 15 13:41:31 <Dr_Valence> I'm safe in this room for now.
May 15 13:41:35 <hatbot> valence, pm that sort of thing
May 15 13:41:47 * Dr_Gears i feel…unwell…
May 15 13:41:49 <yoricbot> VALENCE, PM HATBOT!
May 15 13:41:55 <hatbot> but yes valence, say something
May 15 13:42:04 * Aura hides under a blanket
May 15 13:42:08 * Dr_Valence ->su root
May 15 13:42:26 * Dr_Gears is now known as Gearbot
May 15 13:42:33 * yoricbot grabs aura's blanket. HAIL HATBOT.
May 15 13:42:37 * Dr_Valence ->ENTER PASSWORD:
May 15 13:42:37 * Soban has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
May 15 13:42:40 <Aura> Nooooo!!!
May 15 13:42:43 * Lurker scratches a symbol into the floor. http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1242419363063.jpg
May 15 13:42:48 * Gearbot "…please proceed to the nearest infected area."
May 15 13:42:51 <Lurker> When in doubt, kill it with fire.
May 15 13:43:00 * You are now known as root
May 15 13:43:06 <NekoChristina> Did Gears just transform and roll out?
May 15 13:43:13 <yoricbot> [lurker, there's a doom guy in the lower left of that pic.]
May 15 13:43:14 <Lurker> Neko, we're being attacked.
May 15 13:43:15 <hatbot> bad guy
May 15 13:43:18 <NekoChristina> oh
May 15 13:43:21 * root -> killall hatbot
May 15 13:43:23 <NekoChristina> Are they cute?
May 15 13:43:25 <Aura> How do we stop it, Lurker?
May 15 13:43:27 * hatbot has quit (Quit: Bye :-()
May 15 13:43:29 <Gearbot> "we will proceed with the needed unpleasantness as quickly and painlessly as possible."
May 15 13:43:34 <root> -> SUCCESS
May 15 13:43:35 <yoricbot> neko is a bad guy! destroy neko!
May 15 13:43:38 <Lurker> [[ I know this, Yoric, there's also an old UAC symbol ]]
May 15 13:43:48 * NekoChristina escapes into the vents. Screw that noise.
May 15 13:43:49 <yoricbot> [and a dopefish]
May 15 13:43:57 * hatbot (~PI.106E90B3.C39F347B.AA7A7372|tobtah#PI.106E90B3.C39F347B.AA7A7372|tobtah) has joined #site19
May 15 13:44:02 * Lurker finishes the symbol.
May 15 13:44:06 * Lurker sits inside of it.
May 15 13:44:07 * You are now known as Dr_Valence
May 15 13:44:11 <Dr_Valence> Shit!
May 15 13:44:22 <lefbot> hatbot returns.
May 15 13:44:23 <hatbot> lefbot
May 15 13:44:26 <lefbot> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat bot
May 15 13:44:28 <lefbot> hatbot
May 15 13:44:37 * Gearbot "Agent NekoChris, please return to the main hall…tracking you down will anger the Hatbot."
May 15 13:45:03 * yoricbot captures aura for hatbot.
May 15 13:45:11 <Lurker> Demonic powers and electronics don't tend to mix well.
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May 15 13:45:17 <Aura> I knew I should have stayed home and worked on applying fake tan… T_T
May 15 13:45:33 <ecks> could be worse
May 15 13:45:34 <lefbot> come and join the joy of becoming one with hatbot
May 15 13:45:37 <yoricbot> [no fake tan. heavily unsexy, that.]
May 15 13:45:38 * Gearbot approaches Aura "Please do not resist…this causes pain and fear in the Hatbot…it only wishes your acceptance."
May 15 13:45:39 <hatbot> just join in at whim ?
May 15 13:45:41 <lefbot> come and enjoy his tentacle sex.
May 15 13:45:42 * Samosael (ku.oc.lop.lsd.721lct.49779BC9-CRInys|tibbiM#ku.oc.lop.lsd.721lct.49779BC9-CRInys|tibbiM) has joined #site19
May 15 13:45:45 <hatbot> aw, come on, lefbot
May 15 13:45:58 <Samosael> HATBOT
May 15 13:46:00 <hatbot> hatbot
May 15 13:46:00 <Dr_Valence> Dammit! Terminal froze!
May 15 13:46:02 <hatbot> cruise control room !
May 15 13:46:04 <yoricbot> you got tentacle sex? all i got was money.
May 15 13:46:10 <lefbot> what do you mean aww come on? :(
May 15 13:46:13 <Lurker> Doctor Valence, whatever you did, hatbot seems to be reverting.
May 15 13:46:14 <lefbot> no tentacle sex?
May 15 13:46:16 <yoricbot> CRUISE CONTROLL FOR HATBOT.
May 15 13:46:16 <hatbot> or whatever
May 15 13:46:18 <hatbot> his tentacle sex
May 15 13:46:24 <lefbot> :D
May 15 13:46:25 <hatbot> for making out with people that fucking eats
May 15 13:46:29 * Aura attempts to escape and flee
May 15 13:46:45 * Gearbot bites Aura
May 15 13:46:50 <Aura> [I look to pale in my dress without a bit of colour. I'd rather not look dead at my own party]
May 15 13:46:55 <Samosael> but there's no escape
May 15 13:46:58 <Aura> AUUGH!!
May 15 13:46:59 * yoricbot trips aura and feeds her to hatbot.
May 15 13:47:04 <ecks> pale is best
May 15 13:47:05 <hatbot> hobelhouse kicks hatbot wisdom !
May 15 13:47:07 * lefbot eats and fucks samosael
May 15 13:47:10 <yoricbot> [pale is good.]
May 15 13:47:10 <Aura> Noooooo!!
May 15 13:47:10 <ecks> more girls need to look pale
May 15 13:47:11 * Dr_Valence draws his firearm
May 15 13:47:12 <lefbot> in some ways, he fucking eats
May 15 13:47:12 <hatbot> he's good
May 15 13:47:12 <Samosael> oo.
May 15 13:47:12 * Iceberg hugs Aura
May 15 13:47:21 <Aura> Iceberg!! Help!!
May 15 13:47:21 <hatbot> [i look to pale in my dress without a bit of control
May 15 13:47:28 * Iceberg rescues Aura
May 15 13:47:35 * Dr_Valence fires three shots into the main server. Lights out.
May 15 13:47:37 * Aura hugs Iceberg
May 15 13:47:39 <hatbot> police will help you have to skip out in a while they make vaguely interesting cards
May 15 13:47:40 * hatbot has quit (Quit: Bye :-()
May 15 13:47:41 <NekoChristina> You know, having an overtly jealous electrical mistress sometimes has bonuses. I don't think I have too much to worry about in the realm of angry robots bothering me. Overloads and whatnot.
May 15 13:47:46 * Gearbot "…hello Iceberg."
May 15 13:47:47 <lefbot> :(
May 15 13:47:52 <lefbot> our overlord has left us
May 15 13:47:56 * lefbot is now known as Clef
May 15 13:48:02 * yoricbot attacks nekochristina. that's what he thinks!
May 15 13:48:08 <Clef> … why am I eating samosael?
May 15 13:48:09 * yoricbot is now known as pooryoric
May 15 13:48:16 <pooryoric> waaa?
May 15 13:48:17 <WAAAGHMode> Darkness has triumphed this day over the forces of good.
May 15 13:48:17 <Dr_Valence> Thank god.
May 15 13:48:18 * Lurker wags his tail from inside his symbol of demonic powers.
May 15 13:48:27 * Gearbot "no lefbot…our lord is now self-sustaining…"
May 15 13:48:27 <pooryoric> did i miss something?
May 15 13:48:28 <NekoChristina> Why AREN'T you eating samosael?
May 15 13:48:28 * Aura sighs in relief
May 15 13:48:28 <WAAAGHMode> Hatbot's sacrifice shall be passed down in legends.
May 15 13:48:36 <Lurker> Well, what do you know…
May 15 13:48:47 <Lurker> Gears is still infected.
May 15 13:48:54 <Clef> =O
May 15 13:48:55 <pooryoric> is… is gears okay?
May 15 13:49:00 <Clef> nooooooooooooooooooooooo Gears! D=
May 15 13:49:04 <Aura> Cleanse him with purifying fire!!
May 15 13:49:05 * Dr_Valence opens manual control panel
May 15 13:49:07 <Lurker> I think he needs a good zap or two to set him straight.
May 15 13:49:10 * Arcalane preps the flame projectors.
May 15 13:49:13 * Aura grabs her flamethrower
May 15 13:49:13 * NekoChristina punches yoric in the throat in self defense!
May 15 13:49:19 * Gearbot vomits up a squirming mass of black and eyes, which quickly escapes into the vents Gears falls to the ground
May 15 13:49:24 <Aura> …..
May 15 13:49:28 <pooryoric> wait, what? why'd you hit me?
May 15 13:49:31 * Aura goes to help Gears
May 15 13:49:31 <Clef> …
May 15 13:49:32 * Gearbot is now known as Dr_Gears
May 15 13:49:35 <Clef> oh, it's just that again.
May 15 13:49:43 * Dr_Valence restores power, activates gaseous dispertion systems
May 15 13:49:43 * Clef goes and pokes around in the vents
May 15 13:49:48 <Iceberg> Huh
May 15 13:49:51 <Clef> No big deal, Gears just does this every once in a while.
May 15 13:49:52 * NekoChristina … "Pre-emptive defensive strike."
May 15 13:50:03 <Iceberg> Yeah, it happens.
May 15 13:50:03 <pooryoric> fair enough.
May 15 13:50:04 * Dr_Gears "…i feel unsettled. I also appear to have blood in my mouth."
May 15 13:50:14 <Clef> doesn't everyone?
May 15 13:50:18 * Aura helps Gears up
May 15 13:50:21 * Clef looks down. "And human flesh too?"
May 15 13:50:24 <Aura> Do you need medical attention?
May 15 13:50:24 * Lurker blinks at himself and notes that the symbol he drew on the floor is now glowing orange.
May 15 13:50:29 <pooryoric> blood and offal, gears. don't forget the offal.
May 15 13:50:34 <Lurker> "I think I might've accidentally tried to summon a demon…"
May 15 13:50:40 * Lurker quickly scratches the symbol out.
May 15 13:50:48 * Dr_Valence restores all systems.
May 15 13:50:53 <pooryoric> accidentally?
May 15 13:50:56 * Dr_Valence exits the room.
May 15 13:51:04 * Dr_Gears "…i believe i was compromised. Are we still in lockdown?"
May 15 13:51:37 <Lurker> All I know is that demonic powers and robots don't mix, I remember a few symbols from the occult textbooks I read over, however, I'm uncertain as to what that one di- oh… I remember now.
May 15 13:51:44 <Lurker> Yeah, I'm glad I scratched it out.
May 15 13:51:47 <Lurker> I like being alive.
May 15 13:51:52 * Dr_Valence (over the intercom) "All personnel, report to infirmary room 12-C for mandatory examination
May 15 13:51:52 * NekoChristina hits Lurker with a lead pipe. D:
May 15 13:52:05 * Lurker gacks and falls forward. "What was that for?"
May 15 13:52:17 <NekoChristina> …Pre-emptive defensive strike.
May 15 13:52:22 <Clef> Wow, that was fun.
May 15 13:52:25 <Lurker> But I was never infected!
May 15 13:52:26 * Dr_Gears "it appears we need to be examined…"
May 15 13:52:30 * Aura sighs and goes to report. "What an awesome birthday this is…"
May 15 13:52:31 * Dr_Valence (over the intercom) "Repeat, mandatory examination in infirmary 12-C"
May 15 13:52:38 * pooryoric HATES swallowing fiberglass shavings by mistake.
May 15 13:52:39 <Dr_Gears> Please, good lord, tell me someone saved that…
May 15 13:52:43 * Clef looks down at himself. "No problem. I'll examine all the ladies. :3"
May 15 13:52:45 <Dr_Valence> I GOT IT
May 15 13:52:49 <Lurker> Gears, it's in my logs.
May 15 13:52:50 <pooryoric> oh, wait, it's aura's birthday?
May 15 13:52:51 <Aura> ……
May 15 13:52:55 <NekoChristina> Tee hee ^^
May 15 13:53:01 * Lurker hugs Aura. "Happy Birthday."
May 15 13:53:03 <Lurker> :>
May 15 13:53:09 <Dr_Valence> Goddammit. That server was expensive.
May 15 13:53:10 <Dr_Gears> that really got out of hand fast…
May 15 13:53:10 <Aura> ^_^ Thanks
May 15 13:53:10 <Clef> "Off with all your clothes, I need to check to see if there are any infected portions of skin
May 15 13:53:18 <NekoChristina> I'm ready for my… examination!
May 15 13:53:23 <pooryoric> happy birthday, aura! how old are you?
May 15 13:53:28 <Lurker> You should've come to sit in my demon circle with me. It was safe in there… well… at least until the demon was summoned.
May 15 13:53:35 <Aura> I'm 21
May 15 13:53:39 <Lurker> Good thing a virgin didn't bleed in it.
May 15 13:53:45 <Clef> "All Right, Neko Christina, here comes the rectal thermometer."
May 15 13:53:51 * Arcalane glovesnap. Come over here, I promize I vill heal you! [/Medic]
May 15 13:53:53 <pooryoric> sweet. now you can drink in the US, if you're ever here.
May 15 13:54:12 <NekoChristina> My favorite!
May 15 13:54:18 <pooryoric> and if you drink.
May 15 13:54:20 <Aura> Not until I get a job and get through college…
May 15 13:54:21 * Dr_Valence (Dr. Valence over loudspeaker) "Requesting Class-C quarantine of all server room equipment."
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