Seeking Greenlights: Yes
Page Type: Joke
Genre (Optional): Comedy?
Elevator Pitch: The Foundation has locked up angels: pure, beautiful creatures who sing in languages and voices, unheard of and unreplicable by men. These angels are placed in small cages, where they suffer from pure boredom, simply being stared at, unable to live the wonderful lives they deserve!
Central Narrative: Researcher's hearts are all captured by these beautiful, innocent angels, and they all plead with their superiors to give them a better life, far, far away from bare cages and factory-produced pellet-food-thingies. But their superiors refuse, before they finally reach the compromise, of allowing these angels to spread their wide, glorious wings and fly around the site! With supervision to make sure that they don't get hurt, and to make sure that they don't break something.
Hook/Attention-Grabber (Optional): Oh. What's that. They're not angels? Oh yeah. They're b i r b s.
Additional Notes:
Birbs aside, I'm not even sure if this could work as a -J SCP. I just woke up at 2 AM because my birbs fell off their perches and were flapping around in the dark, and I came up with this idea. If it won't work, then please feel free to let me know!