Alrighty time to watch what happens to this dumpster fire of an article. I made this article because I am really pissed off at this fly that continuously flew into my face. I tried everything but that damn thing had insane reflexes. So now I will insult it in the form of an SCP Joke article. Oh, and to the fly, which I just so happened to name Howard: Fuck you.
I think I would no vote had it not been for the reason you made this lol
+1
…since when did we have signatures?
i feel like the story about you writing this because you're mad about one specific fly is as funny or funnier than the article itself and you should try to work that into the piece somehow
Unfortunately, this isn’t quite as funny as SCP-6811.
Couple grammar things:
The sentence "Anyone who believes to recall such an event…." is awkward phrasing, and should read "Anyone who recalls such an event" or "Anyone who believes they recall such an event".
"Was given a disciplinary for this" should be "Was disciplined" or "Received disciplinary action".
Which pattern of Brown Bess? There are a bunch of them, and they're all vintage, being designed in the 1770s.
"Much louder and annoying" should be "Much louder and more annoying"
There are a few more probably, but my office smells like death wrapped in cauliflower right now and I can't focus enough to do a line by line. Overall it's quite good +1
Sooo I have posted many articles on the wiki, but this is the only one that didn't get deleted for getting -10 rating. Like, am I a joke? This article didn't take long to make… whereas the ones that did get deleted included many elements and days worth of writing. And yet this meme got way more attention than them.
Dude calm down, stop making the insular posts. Look people have varied interests and just because you spend hour and hours and pour a bunch of fancy terminology into an article doesn't make it worth more attention.
My third most upvoted article is a guide about making RUGS. I have jorts article that +24, higher than some of my more serious works.
Just be glad you have an article that people like.