I hate printers. So does everyone else in IT. This is a printer so horrible that just using it will make you want to violently destroy it (okay, that's probably every printer, but this one's an SCP.)
I should note that this is my first SCP so if it's shit please tell me why and I'll work on it.
I also have some interesting plans for experiment logs with it, and hope to tell some cool stories (spoiler alert, it eventually prints out SCP-571 to fuck with researchers.)
By the way, the SCP number is exactly the model number of the printer in the picture (which is actually my home printer - picture was taken by me and is licensed CC-BY-SA 3.0.)
Thanks to SYTYCFanon and Uncle Nicolini for critiquing & help before posting.