I miss one hundred percent of the shots I take.
— Dr. William W. Wettle
SCP-7000: "The Loser." Unless…?
On the off chance you're reading this before deciding whether to read the article: there's no collapsibles and no listpages, and a metric fuckton of pictures. What you see is slightly longer than what you get, hand to god.
This article was conceived and written entirely after the theme was announced. One of the Photoshopped images predates that, if you count changing hair colours, which you shouldn't. I did the rest in the same period; haha, there's a lot of them.
It is also fully standalone. Yes, it's in a canon. Yes, the characters are from the canon. No, you're not missing anything you need to know beforehand. That said! It functions as a sequel to The Lamest Story Never Told by Ihp, which was a tremendous inspiration for taking my character and giving him some… well, characterization.
The dude with the misfortune to become Dr. Wettle seems like a really cool dude and not a loser at all. After all, he puts his face out there on the Creative Commons where god knows who can do god knows what to it.
Big thanks to the folks who took this weird trip with me before it was posted: Grigori Karpin,
Ihp,
Limeyy,
LORDXVNV,
MrBadFellow,
Placeholder McD,
Raddagher and
Ralliston. You were invaluable. Shoutout to
AgentCheese for sandbox stalking me and then sending a lovely message of encouragement :D
Special thanks to Calibold for help with some last-minute technical stuff. Also I stole some code from
Rounderhouse because some logos were just meant to rotate, man.
Alternate Slots:
- SCP-7001
- SCP-7013
- SCP-7137
- SCP-7500
- SCP-7043
Courtesy of the blissfully unique LORDXVNV: WETTLESWEEP
