Based on a true story.
First of all this was almost a cold post but Ralliston did me the kindness of reading it this morning. (adding in a thanks to Billith for pointing out a few errors after I posted as well). Adding another thanks to LORDXVNV for suggesting an even better ending. Thank ya kindly.
Also yes this really happened to me about 4 days ago now. I wrote it this morning, probably half as a coping mechanism. If you're interested in seeing the damage from the ground floor, I took some video of it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1BVASM5X68
I'd like to thank the community for being there for me both emotionally and elsewise during this legitimately rough few days.
Also that's an actual image of my actual room taken by actual me. And released under a creative commons license.