SCP-7333 / Discussion

This is the discussion related to the wiki page SCP-7333.

page 1 of 7123...67next »

Author Post

Zyn 25 Jul 2022 04:05

How lucky is stonks lizard? I guess we’ll see. (Better to be lucky, or to be happy? If you're happy, does that mean you're already lucky?) I hope you enjoy reading!

Thank you to Naepic for giving this a read during the drafting stage!

Picture was taken by me. Saw him while I was out on a walk, and it looked like he was ready to cut me a deal. Here's a short article about a tired (former) god. Spot the mythological references!

Top 5 slot choices:
1. 7333
2. 7233
3. 7223
4. 7323
5. 7023

ETA: I should note that it was my dank coworker who gave me the idea for Business Lizard's luckiness being stocks-related. Thanks dude!

Last edited on 30 Jul 2022 05:45 by Zyn Show more

NotAugust 25 Jul 2022 22:38

Super cute. Genuinely loved it, had a good laugh. Though for a sec I thought this was a -J article lol. We love the business fella.

+1 from me

Last edited on 25 Jul 2022 22:40 by NotAugust Show more

Zyn 26 Jul 2022 07:45

I was aiming for a hopeful tone overall, so it's great to hear that you laughed!

Business Lizard appreciates you! <3

Re: Author Post

AbyssSeeker 01 Aug 2022 04:16

If I could upvote this article by +2, I would. This was an adorable article from top to bottom. Short, sweet, and actually a little wholesome, especially at the end, which made me smile. My article unfortunately was not ready in time for 7kcon, but I've been loving some of the entries thus far.

Re: Author Post

Zyn 01 Aug 2022 07:45

Thank you kindly for the comment! I'm always happy to know people smile when they read my writing. :)

Best of luck with your article, whichever way it is submitted in the future!

Last edited on 01 Aug 2022 07:46 by Zyn Show more

Re: Author Post

(account deleted) 28 Aug 2022 19:14

This is by far the best of all the SCP-7000 entries. I wish I could have a real one…

Re: Author Post

Zyn 29 Aug 2022 07:32

Thank you for the kind comment!

Business Lizard would be among the easier 7000 contest anomalies to keep at home, yeah. That said, it's not exactly super easy to take care of reptiles! They need attentive care to maintain their health, and might require a vet with experience handling exotic animals for specialized treatment. If you are considering having a lizard as a pet, make sure to do your research! :)

OthellotheCat 25 Jul 2022 04:40

I love Business Lizard

Then again, I'm a sucker for most cute lil articles like this. +1 <3

Zyn 25 Jul 2022 04:41

Business Lizard thanks you!

I'm a sucker for most cute lil articles like this. +1 <3

I'm of the same mind. Thank you kindly for the upvote!

OthellotheCat 25 Jul 2022 05:17

Also, gonna be fully honest, when I first read the description I thought the twist would be that it actually can't communicate and that anything it's said has only made sense by chance

Zyn 25 Jul 2022 05:23

Indeed! That would have been quite a different article…

Silverwristwatch 25 Jul 2022 04:47

So. damn. cute. I think while not the one for 7000, this is worth an upvote. +1

Zyn 25 Jul 2022 04:49

Commerce Lizard appreciates your consideration and the +1, and wishes you well with whatever business you get up to today!

Prime Girl 25 Jul 2022 05:12

cute and sweet and simple, good stuff. I love that lil business lizard.

Zyn 25 Jul 2022 05:15

Stonks Lizard is glad for your regard!

Fish^12 25 Jul 2022 05:39

Business Lizard, what is your wisdom?

---

bloop

Zyn 25 Jul 2022 05:49

unsure please consult senpai of the pool

Aftokrator 25 Jul 2022 05:57

O Business Lizard, is it profitable to invest upvotes in cute lil sapient lizards in the SCP Foundation?

Zyn 25 Jul 2022 06:07

if you reap the rewards of happiness then i would consider that a sound investment

+1

MetalRavioli 25 Jul 2022 07:51

Business business business. Business.

(I LOVE him!! +1)

Re: +1

Zyn 25 Jul 2022 17:17

Business business business lizard is flattered by the kind words!

FluffyDog00 25 Jul 2022 07:59

This is the cutest little article this contest has mustered up so far.

+1

Zyn 25 Jul 2022 17:19

Happy to hear that you liked the cute article! I feel like every big contest could use a few short and sweet entries.

FluffyDog00 25 Jul 2022 18:04

Agreed :)))))

Siddartha Alonne 25 Jul 2022 10:07

Remember Business Lizard? This is him now.

+1

Last edited on 25 Jul 2022 10:12 by Siddartha Alonne Show more

Zyn 25 Jul 2022 17:19

where did you find that image how did you know

ThatLizardSquid 25 Jul 2022 13:54

I am all about this
+1

Zyn 25 Jul 2022 17:21

Your username pleases Business Lizard! He thanks you for the +1.

page 1 of 7123...67next »