"Baby's First Guide to Keter-Class Anomalies" & Other Questionable Documents Recovered from the Hard Drive of Dr. ████ ███████ / Discussion

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(account deleted) 25 Dec 2015 04:45

Unless otherwise stated, any graphics or images in my articles are made and/or taken by me.

I like long titles.

(I'm copying this directly from my draft thread because why not.) This baby's book I wrote/drew for my close friend who was at the time expecting (not anymore!) is circulating on Tumblr, but I've wanted it on the mainsite since then, albeit with a little more context, and just now got around to it.

Big thanks to WrongJohnSilver, DisquietRiot, DreamwalkerFae, Proxymoron, Decibelle(s), and sirpudding!

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LurkD 25 Dec 2015 04:53

Easy upvote for using a wholly unexpected and unique format. Well done.

(account deleted) 25 Dec 2015 04:55

I am so glad I have your approval! (Especially for the 2521 part, because WJS and I were trying to decide if morse made of unicode counted as 'writing' to 2521.)

(account deleted) 25 Dec 2015 14:29

I actually just lost it when I saw that part. I'm really happy SCP-2521 is showing up more.

LurkD 25 Dec 2015 17:03

I didnt identify it as morse. Good to know though. What does it say?

(account deleted) 25 Dec 2015 21:00

Here's the original image from my Tumblr post/the original version of it.

(account deleted) 25 Dec 2015 05:06

Hey, you posted it! Yay!

+1

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Heartful 25 Dec 2015 05:07

Very interesting, unique, funny, and just plain awesome. +1

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LilyFlower is cute and amazing <3

MrWrong 25 Dec 2015 05:21

You got me at SCP-2521…

quantumshard 25 Dec 2015 07:56

…Was this researcher planning to read containment reports to his kid as bedtime stories?

Varius001 19 Aug 2018 06:40

…..I guess he was hoping for his kids to grow up in his footsteps….

GremlinLux 25 Dec 2015 14:42

This is just adorable.

Thekillerax 25 Dec 2015 14:58

The SCP-2521 bit sealed my upvote. It's a bit similar to SCP-006-J, but the cute images and format are enough to differentiate the two for me.

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And if the whole world is crashing down… fall through space out of mind with me.

DoctaCaffeine 27 Dec 2015 09:02

How is it similar?

Chaos Mage 28 Dec 2015 20:58

I suspect the Thekillerax meant SCP-009-J, which is also a an SCP themed children's book.

(account deleted) 28 Dec 2015 21:30

Yeah, I thought of that when I was making this, but… 009-J's just real-life pictures with captions rather than hand-drawn images and multiple lines. :/ (Which is probably what killerax meant in the original post.)

Thekillerax 28 Dec 2015 22:30

Yeah, that's what I meant. Silly me.

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And if the whole world is crashing down… fall through space out of mind with me.

Aleph_A 25 Dec 2015 16:34

I was going to upvote just with 682 (that big lizard sure is full of sass) and then it just got better and better. And that last note was heartwarming enough to make the context belivable.

Take your upboat you genius.

Petrograd 25 Dec 2015 20:33

Can anyone translate the morse? I'm on my phone and don't have an easy way to pull it from the image.

As for the recipient, I have a really sinking feeling it's SCP-231.

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(account deleted) 25 Dec 2015 21:36

Oh lord, no. This isn't nearly that dark. Also, the skip he's assigned to has four blackboxes, so it's four digits. As for the morse, see my reply to LurkD up there.

Edit: Auugghh WJS, why do you insist on regularly plaguing my life with references to that accursed article? (2401, not… not the other one.) That first image is burned into my mind enough as it is, go easy…

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WrongJohnSilver 25 Dec 2015 21:47

I was originally recommending SCP-2401.

Although, if we don't really know how the physiology works, SCP-2662 would be a fun choice.

ETA: *smirk*

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Petrograd 27 Dec 2015 11:28

Cripes, the pregnant ones seem to be the darkest articles.

Also, as far as the three-box thing,

digression!

For one I kinda assumed it might be an SCP he had previous exposure to, maybe before the transfer, and for two I have it slightly headcanoned that they would add a 0 to the front of Series Is before blackboxing SCPs, because giving them a digit count is sloppy redaction, reducing the options by 1/3 or 2/3 (considering current series only).

Belated upvote with the morse translation :)

EmberTech 26 Dec 2015 07:48

My new headcanon is what Petrograd said, combined with the implications of Fear Alone by djkaktus.

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