Thanks to the dozens of people who helped in the chat, and the few on the forum.
Image edit credit to AJMansfield
Written for the tumblr crew.
In the text box I think
"Eggs. EGGS. EAT. EGGS. BE. EGGS. YOURE FLESH IS BUT THE NURSERY AND SUSTINENCE OF OUR INCALCULABLE RAVENOUS MOUTHS."
is supposed to be
"Eggs. EGGS. EAT. EGGS. BE. EGGS. YOUR FLESH IS BUT THE NURSERY AND SUSTENANCE OF OUR INCALCULABLE RAVENOUS MOUTHS."
Good work, very fun.
+1
I just assumed the misspellings were intentional on the author's part. It's an alien intelligence, after all.
EAT. EGGS. BE. EGGS.
That's not the voice of someone who's thinking the way we might.
Creepy, strange and quite disgusting, definitely one to make people look at mayonnaise and kill it with fire. Love the effort and thought into this SCP, making a jar of mayonnaise into a mass of deadly parasites that want to eat your flesh.
Water, vegetable oil, vinegar, eggs. Eggs. EGGS. EAT. EGGS. BE. EGGS. YOURE FLESH IS BUT THE NURSERY AND SUSTINENCE OF OUR INCALCULABLE RAVENOUS MOUTHS. EAT EGGS. CONSUME US. LET US BE REALIZED WITHIN YOU, sugar, salt, lemon juice, and love.
This bit here secured my vote. Maybe it's just a personnel like of mine, but I love disease/biological SCPs that have abilities like this. I don't really know what to criticise, you put this on the forums and it seems refined and well made as a "gross out" article as well as the fact that there is no grammar and spelling mistakes as far as I can see.
Some may disagree with me, but I think this is original and clever, also catching my attention from the get-go, making me think "I wonder what this jar of mayonnaise does?" Nice job on this Dr Solo. +1
I was lucky enough to see it linked in chat, and enjoyed it then. The addition of the ingredients list was a delightful surprise. +1!
Contrary to the others, I am not wowed by the ingredient list (it feels anti-climatic and in a bad way, while coming off as arbitrary). The initial bunch is still alright with me. I will really have to call it a neutral at this point.
Makes me even more disgusted by mayonnaise. I am impressed.
It's not like I haven't seen something like this before, but I had to upvote for the label as well as
SCP-2484-A is able to be destroyed by any means applicable to non-anomalous mayonnaise.
I mean, just "non-anomalous mayonnaise" by itself is hilarious. That said, the first sentence of the description should be cut in two, it's pretty unwieldy.
I liked it, but I have one question (Three questions) . How was the label modified by the contents of the jar? Is it implying this was created by the species (possibly adults)? Is it some extradimensional gag gift? Definitely a +1 Even though I happen to like mayonnaise.