"The very first thing you need to know when writing your article is that the motto of the SCP Foundation is Secure, Contain, and Protect. Not Destroy, Destroy, Destroy (or we'd obviously be called the DDD or D3 Foundation.) Very few SCP articles can get away with intentionally calling for the destruction of an object."
- How to Write an SCP
I've had this idea in my head for a while, and decided to just sit down and write it. It took two days longer than it should have, as my birthday fell right in between, but I'm happy with how it turned out. People seem to think it's funny, and I hope it is.