SCP-MORE GUN-J / Discussion

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Aftokrator 01 Apr 2022 20:42

...the answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

Throwing my hat into the Department of Other with my first joke article!

Special thanks to Rimple for their invaluable help in coordinating this to mesh with existing Otherlore (and for founding Otherlore in general), Doctor Cimmerian and Fish^12 for looking over the idea and draft respectively, and Yossipossi for writing SCP-6969-J, which was so fucking funny it pushed me to get my -J idea out in time for April Fool's.

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Sirslash47 02 Apr 2022 06:07

Belgian (chocolate) stamp of approval. +1

More Power 02 Apr 2022 15:36

Saw the title, immediately knew what this would be about.

LORDXVNV 03 Apr 2022 03:17

i can't believe you made teemo a thing and then made it do it with a human

DrDapper 03 Apr 2022 04:11

Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like what is beauty, because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Sips beer. For instance: how am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol number designed by me. Built by me. And you best hope… not pointed at you.

Crow-Cat 03 Apr 2022 21:36

"Does the Black Moon Howl?"
[…]
T33-MO.aic inputs "YES" in the terminal. The password is accepted.

Uh oh.

This is overall pretty entertaining and funny, the dry humor sells the jokes really well. The only part I disliked is first portion of the transcript, before T33-MO decrypts the hidden logs; stuff like "And I'm stuff!" and "maidenless behavior" feels like it's trying too hard to be funny (except for the Drs. names, those worked well and also got a chuckle out of me). I realize saying "it's not funny" isn't really helpful, but I don't know what changes I would recommend making.

Regardless, +1

Gummy_Dragon 11 Apr 2022 18:29

My headcannon is that the 'containment sigil' is actually just the SCP Foundation logo with the three arrows.

DrTemple 27 Apr 2022 14:50

"FROM THE DESK OF O5-3

Request Response: Denied

Reasoning: Nah."

+1

Great article, made me laugh more than I would like to admit. That graph is absolutely incredible.

MoreJesusSymbolism 22 Jun 2022 22:11

All O5 Council members spontaneously generated a moral compass and basic respect for the sanctity of human life

+1

also that graph is absolutely hilarious

+1

Watermelanie 27 Sep 2022 17:03

I believe in the idea of a global community, where America is but a small part. We must set aside our differences and work with our fellow nations, all united towards one goal: the complete and utter annihilation of the godless Belgians.