I couldn’t give you something mediocre even if that’s all you asked for.
— Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni
Sometimes a single pun can change the world.
Thanks to my first mate on this garbage scow, GremlinGroup, for helping workshop the idea from first principles forward — and for handling the truly horrific licensebox! And thanks to my co-authors:
AnActualCrow,
Deadly Bread,
DodoDevil,
Dysadron,
Elenee FishTruck,
Fishish,
GremlinGroup,
Grigori Karpin,
Its a Bad Idea,
J Dune,
JakdragonX,
LORDXVNV,
PlaguePJP,
R4_EX,
Ralliston,
Rounderhouse, and
Trotskyeet! We'll make them sorry they ever so much as breathed the word "megacollab," my friends.
Thanks to Azamo does not match any existing user name for helping with the header code on mobile!
My instinct is to end this on some badass grouchy line like "we're not sorry," which would be true, but honestly this was such a fun time writing with a whole bunch of my good friends that haha just kidding it was that 100% but also we're not sorry, at all, eat it
Edit: Point of clarification though — this is not a parody of the contents of The Backrooms, just a goofy-ass extrapolation from the name in the context of a Parawatch spinoff. If you're from there, you know full well your site is nothing like this. Should further clarification be wanted, it is here.
Edit Edit: Apparently even further clarification was needed! The thing we should be sorry about, but aren't, is posting toilet humour. Not for attacking anybody, because we… didn't attack anybody. If this was meant to be an attack on somebody, we'd be apologizing for mis-aiming it so badly that it doesn't actually attack anybody.
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