I can't believe my eyes,
but it's a world without sex…
Everyone here just wears full length pants,
and loose-fitting turtle necks…
Men and women wave to each other,
from a respectable distance…
–The Ninja Sex Party
I promised some folks over on -ES a long time ago that I'd write a sequel to SCP-6969, so here it is. Those debts have now been paid and I hope I never have to write another sex article again lol.
Thank you to everyone who helped me write this, especially Dr Whitney for the image in the final addendum. I'd like to also give a shoutout to
Creepy-Otter and
Nagiros for moral support,
Dc_Yerko for partially inspiring me to actually write this, and
OptimisticLucio,
nihonio,
Placeholder McD,
Aftokrator,
Deadly Bread, and
Calibold for critiquing and helping refining this piece.
I'd like to note that, while the beginning and end are Evangelion references, and a few sections of this piece have other references in them, none of these are critical to the understanding of the piece nor are they the only jokes.
Also note: there are numerous intentional quirks with the documentation. If you think I made a typo, or forgot formatting somewhere, do not edit the article without asking me first. I will let you know if it is intentional or not.
If you like my stuff, please be sure to check out my authorphage!
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