Okay! It's time for more Department of Other! We just can't help but crank out these things, and with some extra time in the contest, we figured we should make some extra stuff!
This piece contains a bit of setup for our finale, but the important thing is that we really wanted to play on the joke of the first SCP for the DoO being titled "This Should Be A -J".
Thanks to Meserach for crit, and huger thanks to my co-author Rimple!
Edit: Fun fact: Army of Monsters is the name of a fully-playable card game I made for a college class once!