Thanks for ready SCP-6774, the fourth entry for The Department of Other as part of DepartmentCon 2022. Please check out our other entries if you liked this, or if you didn't like this and want to see OthellotheCat and daveyoufool do it better.
There seems to be an issue posting a title at the moment, but we're calling this one "It looks like you've realised what is required to survive, no matter the cost. Can I Assist With That?".
Big thanks to Othello, Meserach, Ethagon and LordStonefish for crit on this at various stages, including one where this was about a magic pacman amiibo.