I would like to thank a number of people for help in putting this together, although I remember few names specifically.
Some of the people who helped me put this together:
Finch - grammar
augmentedspartan - fine-tuning
Hihahaba - fine-tuning
GreenWolf - for coming up with "MARP"
If you helped and aren't here, it is for the sole reason that I cannot remember what your username is. Please PM me if you think you should be included.
The 666 timer image is my own creation, released under CC-BY-SA-3.0 and 4.0.