I personally find meme articles to be grating and unfunny, like being elbowed in the ribs every four seconds by someone who wants to make sure that you get the joke. However, there are times where the skill of the writer, the strength of the imagery, or simply the sheer absurdity of a situation allows a meme article to transcend its origins, and you forget that it was worked backwards from a lame and unfunny joke ("Oh, man, people are never gonna believe I wrote this!!") and simply accept it on its own terms.
This was not one of these articles.
The idea, as I understand it, ("anime and fantasy games are poor representations of Catholicism") is a fundamentally weak one, and saying "this thing is intentionally bad or stilted" does not make the problem of something being bad or stilted go away. The fact that a log of a mecha-pope going on a rampage came across as more tiresome than exciting was not a glowing endorsement of the article.
By way of advice, I would look to Terry Pratchett. Specifically, even as daffy as his Discworld series is, you get the feeling that he actually takes the world seriously. It may have funny and absurd outcomes, but it's never wacky because he felt that it would be epic to have a wacky thing in the story (for the most part). I don't know if reworking the article so that it is internally coherent would necessarily make it better, but it would at least make it feel less like a grab bag of things people on this corner of the internet are familiar with.
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